Ayunando con Los Beatles:
_or Something like that, but first, we [the staff] take the long and accidentada road to Les Etoiles del llamado « Hexagone”, with your host:
Mr. Octopus’s from les Dujardins
du
Pont Neuf
…and still to come:

The Reach del Noa-Noa… Cuando quieras tu ‽ [amperbang], call the offices of El Pulpo Paul. El Pulpo Paul, your source for World Cup machinations, straight from the source ; purgatory, of course!
FRANCE vS. them Brits
Katty Kay splits her spirit before
The Match…
Will she croak like Kermit
or, Cousin Joe, will she bark
like them Bulldogs?
That, motherfucker*, is the question‽

It’s X-Mas layaway season.:337D62D8-6F87-4D39-9E6B-3B3AF0D96039:. •|• Shop Now before the tariffs hit… meanwhile, at Punta Canah, 99 bottles of death on a beer can.
[your daily BullWinkle show]
*that hasterisk (motherfucker), must be read like an Arizona Cop… from Alabama, of course.