And the rest is HYSTERIA.
By: Gabriela Sabatini
reporting from a
en Las Malvinas.
It’s Christmas a la Valencianna!!!
¡Joder, Rachel Maddow!!!
Eye bet that morning blog producer (of yours) didn’t know that while studying a broad, you performed on a travesti traveling tarmac where you sang with a Gemma’s voice. Merry X-más désde ALASKA(ntinas) where Pit-Bull is standing–by and ready to throw the first pitch on today’s Triple Header.
We beguine the beguine for today’s programming in the voice of Brian Williams (sounding-off from a BattleStation’s frequency hopping intercom speaker). It’s now 9 a.m. in Central Siren Times and Karl Lagerfeld (in the form of a Schnauzer, look it up) welcomes Mr. Lauda into the ZEN8 (pronounced: Zhen–Huit) circuit at the Passage de la canopée. Mr. Lauda had a very juicy offer, marinated on slow-burning hickory flavored Mesquite logs, to run circles at the Mike Pence INDIOS 500 derby ; instead, Herr Lauda joins “Cheludo Mantis” and “Crocuta Vespa” at the P.O.L.E.(s) positioning of the Saint–Estuche 1000.
Merry X–más everybody. Join La Armada (aka: La Ficha Amarilla)… dear, Purple Pundit:
The following anthem is dedicated with all–due–respect to your 7-year old screenmaster… Kid: skip the boy scouts, join The Legion.