Öüï now return to our regular Organized Grab–Ass edition of Jeopardy, with your host, “porn–Stach” Trebek, in the role of Luis Manuel Pelayo.

Chuck “E” “S” un Pirate de Tehuantepec!!!

For 69 Smack’ah–roos:

—What irreversible and catastrophic event–in–progress has the current Secretary of State of the United Disarray of America, Michael Pompeo, all giddy and looking like a happy little 3 pound pink baby’s tucus to the tune of “Always look on the bright side of LIFE?

[Returning challenger, and Brea Canyon celebrity, Armando Álvarez, hits the buzzer sound first]

Will Farrel’s voice:
— Donald Trump’s new trade route at the Tehuantepec Isthmus!!!

Everybody must get???:7269CB14-53F1-4AF1-BDD7-54E5CEC97BFA •|• This is the reason why everyone with the means to $urviv€, must GET into a Martian Suit, hence: los putos de Molotov, tienen recursos para migrar, siempre y cuando lo hagan como “Ailiens” de Marcianos.

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