Buenas Tardes, esta es la Edición Vespertina

Igual que ayer
Los Chaparros Inmaduros

Shout out to arabscarab @ reddit for Protecting the Free and Open Internet!

Still to come… Ari Melber talks politics with Dave Chappelle, and the good thing about this most inconsequential blog is that Mr. Melver doesn’t read this blog, if he did we would ask of him to tell Steve Rattner to stop Bogarting that fucking joint and pass it over to Heilemann, maybe—just MAYBE we could get Mr. Heilemann to open his mouth up, it’s like what a fuck is he affraid of? That we [the staff] dump a metaphorical load on him? Worry not Circus Man, we [the staff] are a fan of your show, although we must also confess that we’ve never seen a single fucking episode, because both your ARMY of writers and little old we [the staff] don’t wish to cross paths with your content. ¿Comprendes Méndez o te explico pinche Gringo*?

Gringo is a term of endearment… podemos ser unos Cabrones pero no unos inconsiderados —pinche John… in the mean Time, yup Ewe guessed it: Jazz follows.

And we [the staff begin] wit a miscellaneous new segment: RADIOLA… parce que c’est á la fois un transistor 3 gammes: PO/GO/FM.

Nope, Gotham can wait… Ms. Shirley Horn, PANAME is just beginning to Warm Up.

TimeStamp: 29 Juin 1974… Peut-on priver La France de Kung-Fu?: Grève de la T.V., starring David Carradine, it was supposed to be Bruce Lee, but Ewe’all know how the Man is.

… Post Illuminati intervention Chappelle is still to come, in the mean Time, if you have the right equipment, like say a RADIOLA TRANSISTOR RADIO, how about grabbing a big ol’ umbrella, tuning it to the Michel Camilo frequency and fetching that Watermelon Man to listen to Herbie Hancock, because precious: it’s SummerTime.

Sadly, Sherley, Gotham is now under Siege by the party of DOLORES TRUMP… and when we [the staff] mention LOLA from now on is to refer to PUTUS 45… POTUS 45

Dolores Party… notice the gloom? Fuck Gotham right now… and fuck National Public Radio too.

In any case América! Don’t Ewe, forget about me… in between all of these new générations that look at the last 20 years in the same way that we [the staff] look at T-Rex… a fun movie to go and drop 10 euros or 15 dollars plus popcorn bucks just to cop-a-feel from Susie or Lupe…in the Mean time, the Siren Den is doing the highschool memorabilia for some reason: Twist and Shout with Ferris! PodCast in the form of a RADIOLA follows, eh!

Einstein… Lavoro andato giù per lo scarico? Or, work gone down the drain?

It doesn’t take a genuis to know what a fuck is going on, you don’t need Advanced History Lessons (which do not exist) to arrive to the conclusion that what BIG LOLA is trying to do has been done before. Right Now, what is taking place around the WORLD should be a QUESTION in the FRENCH BAC or the American ACT placement test——— FUCK, i forgot, the AMERICAN ACT Placement Test does not test for History, so we [the staff] guess EWER FUCKED, EINSTEIN, suck a relatively dick because LOLA has the hearts and minds of the “redneck Riviera” and the will of middle AMERICA (sin acento).

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