… Amelia de los Montes Mártires:
[Voz de hombre
Diego Luna as a shape shifting host]
Welcome, to our maiden voyage edition of “los seis brincos de Kevin Bacon*”. I am a shaped shifted projection of Enrique Cruz in the role of Diego Luna.
Now, in the same tenor as Derek Waters, “Drunk History” in Español, “los seis brincos de Kevin Bacon” is a crispy fried refrito of the “Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon,” the trivia game that pins the entire Hollywood industry to U.S.M.C. Capt. Jack Ross (in A Few Good Men).
Por ejemplo, Raquelito…
Contestants, it’s that simple—easy—provided that you have an A.V.E.R.A.G.E. command of good ‘Ol–American imperialist film and music industry trivia.
And with that, I call on my main funda y batuta to introduce our first constentant, who I believe hails from the pits of hell via Guadalajara.
[Voz de hombre
maestro Rodrigo de Souza as Alejandro Trebeck]
Gael García Bernal’s character in a Pantelion films:
Thank you, Mr. Iturbide, and yes our first contestant hails from Guadalajara and and he’s an In–n–Out eating monster, his name is Guillermo del Toro, and he enjoys long walks on the beach in hopes of spotting a glimpse of Cthulhu… o en su defecto, a su señor padre: Pedro Páramo.
Interesting, tell us Julio how is that Mozart project going?
— Julio Zapata:
Oh, it wont get to see 2019, except on the streams over the interwebs as a ghost Series.
— Tenoch Iturbide:
… get better writers, next time I guess. Anygüey, Julio, who’s our next contestant?
Ah! Now this guy is a monster that can’t contstrain himself, he’s a regular losing Champion on my show, “Jeopardy, con Alejandro Trebek”. He’s the one and lonely, Armando Álvarez.
Great… let’s get the show on the road, get Los Bukis y el Sentimiento Maquilero ready because al regresar it’s “Seis brincos de Kevin Bacon”… sponsored by FUD… porque “tu chingada madre miente”, TAMBIÉN!
She’s a Voodoo Child—pero en francés…