Friday, June 30th 2017. Gare D’Austerlitz… Boulevard de l’Hôpital et Rue Buffon
Estimada Raquel… This is a fair use of media. [Context follows]. Stick around, we’ll be right back.
So, rumor has it, that the last time that the American delegation played the who’s got the bigger dick (
“bite” en Française —o polla, en la Península Ibérica) Tommy Jefferson went ahead and had the venison of a reindeer, or an elk (or some wild animal with big fuck’n horns of that kind ) taxidermed in Virginia, and then sailed it across the Atlantic in order to have that specimen showcased during a Great Big
Bal, hosted no less, by the last ‘famous’ King of France… y te comento Gustavo, que ese
—proceso— tuvo lugar (según los historeadores) precisamente, en Versailles.
TimeStamp: 22h34 CET
- Matelas = Mattress = Colchón
Rumor has it, that the good folks at l’Élisée were kind enough to extend the 45th president of the U.S. of A. a front-row seat to the upcoming 14 of July Military Parade here in Paris… in other topics, we here at [staff] heard a rumor that French boars are bigger and have bigger fangs than their American wild pigs counterparts from the East Coast.
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