Breaking the news: TimeStamp 0900 hours CET.

—So: “Is there life on Mars?“. —Baby, please !!!: “Mars is no fun“.

Fidel ya desalojó la isla, el medio se queda.
www.granma.cu
[[[Nota a CNN: do you KNOW something that
the rest of the world doesn’t?]]]]…

Fidel Castro (1926—2016). Check-out time: around the first half of the 0300 hrs. in CET.

ShoutOut to Redditor: non-clever-username who posted the original CNN screen-capture on the Front Page of the internet (BBC newswatch; Latin America & Caribbean interwebs edition; timestamp: 06:26 a.m. CET). 

Conscious synchronicity? Naaaaaaaaahhh! | Uso justo de todos los medios.

R.I.P. Fidel Castro Ruz (1926-2016) | An El Paso Texas “bambi” anecdote from the staff_files to-follow.

*  [[Note to CNN: today’s morning edition was originally budgeted to cover  Victor’s Quintana perdón, perdón; Javier Corral’s newest Media venture. Given the news out of Havana, that the  Quote for “schnitzengrubels” has gone up, both Chito and Stephen Fry will have to be moved to another edition of “Cambio 16“… “Baby, please! I am not from Havana.“