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Ben Franklin wanted to do what with a turkey 🦃? Anyone, Powell…

Powell?

Second seat, gold Dutch treat… best seats in The House!!! 📽️
you were sweet.

Ben Franklin wanted to do what with a turkey 🦃?

The answer after the break but first, it was Lafayette who convinced George to put an 🦅 on the 🦭. Jefferson (my nigga in Paris) wanted an Elk and Madison, well nobody cared what his faggety Federalist Papers had to say, but sources close to The Big ol’India Spice Co. reveal that James wanted Mink for the fabric instead of that bald bird.

The real sausage queen of Chicago.

 

Danke schoen, darling, danke schoen
Save those lies, darling don’t explain
I recall Central Park in fall
How you tore your dress, what a mess, I confess
That’s not all

Entonces, aside from inventing syphilis my favorite founding father also wanted a turkey as the U.S. national Animal, and Marguerite Bachen-Port can’t let me lie, seriously Marguerite knows that Öüï is tired but says that there will be time to push Daisies when it’s time to testify.

Right now, all Öüï see are Mantas and Mika Brzezinski just went underwater to see just how big 🦑 that teenage squid gets. Pablo Torre is there with a tape ruler and Joe is dressed in Black.

Stay tuned for details from Spain and Los Hombres G who relay that Marguerite Bachen-Port’s gardenias  are in fact made in China!!! And baby, that plastic-Ono Flora has the same effect as a fake bird on the lookout of that session on the roof, heck, I Reckon that The Stones had better HAWKS at Altamont Speed Way.

And, Alicia Menendez… who signed off on Simone’s Day Off

Let Mí guess, Simone is off to Chicago and she’s probably looking for a float to sing Danke Schöen from, isn’t she, Alicia? Isn’t she?

Un Maratón para cruzar la bendita Rivoli.

 

[Fickle file foto of Simone Sanders, in the role of Wayne Newton goes here] … but first: 

Todos traen su cara de miel 🍯.

 

Öüï switch, IT!, over to Shanghái, China, where an angry diplomat (a Mexican one) just made the day, punto y coma; now ANY SIMILARITIES to an ancienne incident at la Place de Victoires next to the Mexico house there, en FACE a las Carmelitas nuns shack is not far fetched from the imagination, heck, i reckon that when a similar incident happened there, the Fabriqué de La Solidarité on the opposite end of that church, Eye shit Ewe not, issued that ousted Mexican cónsul a very-very Chic studio overlooking La Seine… but then that same Mexican consulate official in Paris (2015 – 2017) had two French offsprings living here so, after that “cónsul” got ousted from The Mexican Foreign Service³, he found himself divorced and transformed as the first DIPLOMATIC CLOCHARD on the Streets of Paris, France.

If my memo-ria serves me well the tassel ear on a stalk is the equivalent of what Australians in The Louisiana Territory call a motherfucking “Shrimp on the BARBIE”.

Any hoot Alicia Menendez, little ol’ i could only had hoped that THE CÓNSUL ADSCRITO at the San Bernardino Mexican consulate could have been half the man public servant that Michel in Shanghái was when it came to a triste trámite.

³~. Mostly for being an ass at work, trou 🕳️ story.