From the producers of Band on The Run

Deer, Marjolena Porten-Kaltencuadros:

Por El Arco de Trump – KUSH 1gram Twenty Euros… We Can Work It Out ; 2 grams for 30 Euros.

Please relay to the president (of Africa 🌍) that Öüï can work it out.

Trascendió, que luego de superar la experiencia de ser un “beatle” Macca decided to take his chivas¹ and canes² (including Linda³) to Scotland, years later, half-a-century (give or take) a post-Beatles documentary would make its way to the Morjo Show at Times Square, a heavy blizzard covered the Big Apple’s skyline, nobody came, travel restrictions were in-effect and, Father McKenzie finally figured out why nobody heard that sermon that he (himself) wrote the words for (before The End) and it turned out that it was because the producers and the control room monkeys at Morning Joe muted the intro and the cocksuckers failed to “dub the mic on the piano“. Additionally, the audience learns that Paul never broke a glass on account that John had already replaced all the glasswares into plastic from the Ono Company Band… so yeah, Paul never broke a glass but he did shattered a window, by traveling at the speed of sound.

¹~. Chivas, not the whisky but all of his household items ; “chivasin old Mexican sayings are someone’s belongings, or « affaires » if youse French. Note to editors : sus pinches chivas no son lo mismo que sus putas chingaderas.

“Ira-lo, ira-lo… ¿ta’contento “el viejón,” o quiere que el 🦮 le guise un huevo?

²~. Canes (pronounced Kha-NES), this one is straight out of the traditional dictionary but just to save you a trip to la biblioteca, all dogs go to heaven except one, Xoloitzcuintli, this dog is tasked with guiding the dead to Mictlantecuhtli, and in this segment that Aztec diety is portrayed by “El Pirata de Sinaloa“.

³~. Jo-Jo’s first wife 📸 .

“Don’t Be[e] so modest…”, down at The Sunset Strip

⚽ Fuck you, Pablo. Even The Beetles left Liver Pool.

Goooooo, Mann City.

Kill Your Tic-Tweet-Book account.

And, Reverend Al, it’s Okay to make up freight loads, but If and Only If, youse an undocumented clochard with nothing else to do, but it is not Okay for a ‘wannabe’ Vice-président from Ohio to do so.

Eat your Comcast Penthouse Cable Bill…

goooooo Streaming.

Scientology approved propaganda.

Out on the road today I saw a Beetles pun on a pretentious bureau d’Immo, and then out of nowhere a deranged runaway freight re-arranged the Nectar on that frame… more on that when The One After 909 reports for KTLA from “Chatêlet”, but insiders Say that it’s really Montorgueil next to Les Halles (en Watts), any güey, —The Who cares.

🌺

Ed Sullivan was a fag.

FUCK THE POLICE…
On the 101, the PCH,
and, Susana Poveda,
En Long Beach también.

Preliminary reports relay that the freight was… wait for it, wait… a motherfucking GO-PRO.

Time delayed crash.

“Americana” that was paraphrased, as a protest.

Hey, Negrita!

Nevermind the chihuahuese under THAT bridge… he is a César DUARTE operative (Ruta México 2010).

Warning: if you are easily offended, Öüï not only recommends that you curb your WHITE GUILT on the spot, but that you also [kindly] get off of your high and might horse.

Furthermore:

🎶 Shame on a nigga who try to RUN game on a nigga.

 

if you happen to be a HOUSE NIGGER like the one named  Clarence Thomas at the Supreme Court of The United States of America, then your lovely r/HOT WIFE knows exactly why THE WORD “nigger” resuscitated on the Third THEY¹, went up to heaven², down to hell³, —over to the purgatory and most certainly to that other joint called LIMBO, and told all you MEXICAN motherfuckers at the OCDE, to go fuck each other at the 15ème Division de Montparnasse. Serge Gainsbourg is waiting for you sons of bitches with Screamin’ Jay Hawkins.

 

The Niggers are out but The Woman can stay… Go ahead, say it! Say that I am the racist for telling you how things went down at the Country 🏌️ Club as the National Rifle Association “MASTERS ⛳ Cup” was on the streams 🎻.

https ://en .as .com /other_sports /2023-masters-at-augusta-national-day-1-recap-n/

¿Y su agüita de limón de qué sabor se la damos, güerita?

Dear, Jonathan Capa-corazao’ … Be happy that the two black expelled Tennesseans didn’t get charged with RAPE!

In local news, following the raid by The Police at the roof of the Falafel House during the 9th Edition of National Sports They, a radical nigger who went by the name Jesus of Nazareth, a known basterd’ in the “garde à vue” bistro circuit was placed under a rest, yes Ewe read correctly, Jesus was placed under a rest, and then the nigger was CRUCIFIED at [I shit you not] MOUNT BALDY, which is CALVA if youse latin, or GOLGOTHA Hills if you follow the Aramaic section of El Ey…

Gospel-singing divas at the site relay that at around the Sunset, and for the first time since that incident with the Elders in Egypt, the Superstar had not felt betrayed by the PSG.

PSG is a great club and a great family, but it is certainly not Kylian Saint-Germain.”

Kylian Mbappe.

https ://www .reuters .com /lifestyle /sports /mbappe-distances-himself-psg-promotional-video-2023-04-06/

 

…Amen, my nigga! Amén.

The one after number 9, number 9, number 9,…

Foreword:

In this section, Alicia will show up in places where even the White Rabbit dare not go, which is to say, Rocky Point is just a shot away from Haiti.

La Rumorosa, B.C., Camp Alaska (México)_ https ://www .rfi .fr /fr /Amériques /20230324-l-immigration-et-Haïti-au-cœur-des-discussion-entre-Joe-Biden-et-Justin-Trudeau

United Miners of North America.

 

Say what you want, but if your name is Karl, at a media enterprise in front of La Adelita on la rue de Crozatier, just behind the APHP messhall with the pornographic orgy scene fresco at Saint-Antoine, then you might be?

Yesterday

Survey/Enquête says:

A. Judas
B. on the Side of Editorial Darwinism
C. A fellow from CAºBORºCA

Answer: … para la eternidad, Judas, para la eternidad.

The Ville is Real, the clown names have been exchanged for credit at some pretentious Canadian University in Ontario.

And here’s why, J.R. (el hartista que’s-que puso los “ojos” en Tecate™, eyeEye!), because if you, sir… believe los comensales de l’adelita en Saint-Antoine, then by all means don’t follow the yella’Belly road to Médecines du Monde because all that youse gonna find is a motherfucking ReVolving door ushering you to Amnesty International à Belleville, which coincidentally is just a shot away from BOTZARIS and la Fréquence Paris Plurielle, but far from being in-pitch with la fréquence 110 hZ.

Two U’s (pronounced: Tú Ewe’s)

Jump to mañana.

Phuck you, STEVE Rattner — Give Some

Over at « Il est 5 heures »… It’s papas á la francesa, thyme.

Ladies in Gemini of Flight 747 with a connection to Memphis, Atlantis, and Georgia (not that one, sweet Carolina) our next stop is Boulder followed by Little Rock and then of course, the FOcken’ Stones, mate!

Phuck you pig, I’m with the Mel’s³, and please be advised that this flight started in Hilo, Hawaii, where Aurélie Masagua of Franche Musique is welcoming the Platters, at Twilight Time.

 ³~. Brooks 🗡️ and Blanc 🐰

And, Phuck your perontis desidratado banana…

Long live Kornaki and his board 🛹.

Hard Rock Café is for fags!