Öüï got the ✈️ JAZZ arriving from Montreal

And, Marjolena Portenkalten—Jazz, nevermind about the landscape to eternity, what comes next is a marshy looking Styx with two paisanos de las Mercier’s, and wouldn’t Ewe know it, A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to The Forum :

Satin Doll...

Satin Doll… 🎹 Eye is with the Duke, of Earl.

Eye was there minding Mi’s affairs trying to enjoy the view when all of a sudden Syrinx, pulls U.S. over for river travel duty, hilarity ensues when…

_ two Canadian jetliner pilots pronounce the letter R to Mme. Mercier’s right like an “elle” in the Magazine.

Over in NANTEs…hoy no hubo piano, Faster Pussycat, only a Canadian singing The Hymns of Love en La Bendita Torre Eiffel.

A través de mi persiana americana, Buenos Aires te ves : tan susceptible.

I (armando segovia) wonders if your respectable husband will laugh at this anecdotal tag on the river Seine 🫟… back at Ewe, Marjo.

El°ection³ is Puerto Rican for penetration

³~. … but that is only because the letter “are” [erre en Castellano] is taboo for mi viejo, San Juan.

 Issy-it-Swings a little to The Left from Center, except in Nice ; ask Dr. Poisson, she knows.

El-ection is Puerto Rican for penetration, but that’s only because one has to get excited about Western-style Republics.

 

It’s eight a.m. in Paris, France.

In recap, una chica 🏊🏽‍♀️ nada y con°jugar a la nada aprendemos que :

While LA GUARDIA slept and Ewe sneezed.

pour toi je pourrai faire 🤿 l’Atlantique en solitaire

yo nado, tú nadas, él y ella nadan, y así por el estilo, ahora naden, entre ustedes y aquellos, — en la nada.

i (Armando Segovia) can assure you, Mme. Mercier, de Montréal not from Nice :

no somos nada… ask Salma, she knows.

Take a small example, take a tip from me Take all of your money, give it all to charity.

now that, that would be Sublime, It’s What I Got.

Soul Sacrifice — told you That i was the most exciting piece of performance art @ Châtelet

In any case scenario, let’s go to Luchenbach, Texas… and change Nashville again.

All the pretty candles and one massive Cake on the Attack.

Yo Quiero Taco Bell®, New Jersey… Taco Bell©, can you bitches dig it?

But first, let’s go over to Baraboo, Wisconsin, where the good people of North Bergen are hiding out because they don’t have the BALLS, the BALLS! France, to leave a fucking comment and (instead) act like fucking CHIHUAHUAS at Taco Bell™ at supper time in Central Europe Times.

… Eye ain’t got a cutline to flatten you, yet, but when Eye does youse gonna be flatter than a tortilla rolled up to eat my pork chicharrones with, —bitch.

Happening Now in Paris, Texas :

We Are Olympians… and just for ol’ Time’Sakes before Anita Bonita leaves office : if only the Paris Tourism Board Had The Fucking Imagination, eh?

Absolutely nothing, 🗳️ just rednecks living with the consequences of war, good-god y’all.

Issy-Eye-Eats pork and beans becuase Öüï could give a fuck about a holy diet or a REGIME for a cult and/or religion on EARTH, but i do go Coucou For Cocoa-Puffs… one thing however, is that new look that fip . fr got for the Spring of 2026 ; it’s SHIT! Shit Eye tells you Thomas Le Corbillon, Shit!!! Needless to write, it’s shit with a pink hue and all that jazz. Any hoot, you did say to call you any time, so here it is : fip new look sucks, but that is only my personal opinion.

 

And, Jackie Alemany… welcome to the hotel Kalifornia

No-va

Now before Öüï heads out to Tranquility Base Hotel & Casino, Eye must mark this down so that Évry last motherfucker at FIP understands,

In any case scenario, SHOUT out to D.C. on a beautiful day… and if youse indoors, Öüï hopes Ewe gots a window facing sun light.

[ Book 3, when Eye became a performance work of art, not necessarily otro pinche hartista d’ocasión ]

_that you can’t go labeling your sirens as the most “eclectic” cunts around when Denis Soula (that motherfucker³) goes painting every-fucking-channel in a ROSA MEXICANO hue around the music, pink is fine but only on 🍹 cocktails that arrive with a little umbrella to stir the poison… mine is whiskey, Niño Luc, what’s yours, —nigga?

Which it is Why, Why!!! Jackie Alemany is dressed in Mao’s Black. Irregardless, Jonathan Capehart on Eugene Daniels cum-white coat.

It’s not you, Europe… it’s La Marquise de Lafayette , that cross-dressing bum.

³~. I guess what Eye is trying to convey here, Mme. Mercier, is that “Le Page” d’accueil at fip . fr is a cheap Canadian-look-alike front of what used to be called « ICEBERG RADIO » on the interwebs but now-a-theys since 2017 or so, turned into just another ACCUWEATHER channel with a programming machine fishing out them hits for the people working under fluorescent lives baking birthday cakes for very rich piano-playing cunts, no offence 🦩.

“Early, don’t be late… », gonna listen to Carlos Santana now, Jingo~ism no va.

Key word here, “The first time I saw bums was when I arrived in Paris”

THE LOOK-ALIKE SHOW in “Le France libre

Cellos for peace with an ex-Exodus monster look-alike… INONDATIONS in Hilo, Hawaii, follow.

Now, Yesterday… Eye shot the Sheriff with an AFROMAN, and to They (in HAWAII), today I ROCKED your MAGA Hero.

I Buried TITUS

The Sociology is a Martial Art… and Kung Fu is disco dancing with a China man.

Pineapple goes here [🍕] and it’s just as good when the slice is cold ; irregardless Mme. MERCIER, that’s the difference between AGENCY and your husband’s BRAND.

https ://www .ladepeche .fr /2026/03/20 /etre-un-clochard-est-un-choix-de-vie-helene-mercier-arnault-epouse-de-bernard-arnault-suscite-lindignation-apres-ses-propos-sur-les-sdf

What I Got : a fucking slob in high places… Issy-Those-Are “ugly candles” on that birthday cake. This is to say, Mme. MERCIER, and I CAN ASSURE YOU that as the first Made-in-France refugee, you find “clochards” in all walks of life (including) those places where NOBODY dares to talk about Jeffrey Epstein in FRANCE… sante [ 🥂 ] Mme. Mercier, —sante!

Entonces pues, this is fucking SUBLIME… Eye ain’t got no crystal ball, well I had a million dollars Issy-I-spent it all.

https ://www .politicspa .com /fetterman-breaks-again-with-dems-advances-mullin-for-dhs

And whomever is programming tonight’s fip-a-jazz, I Got Something for Your Punk Ass!

CARLOS is DEAD

Walk this way, Ranger.

🎶 In Other Words : an Eternity of Darkness for your ZIONIST 🇮🇱 ass, Chuckie.