Mr. President… it’s Two O’clock in VET (Los Amigos Invisibles)

Arepa 2000

Radar love meets I wanna Fuck you like an animal

Radar love meets I wanna Fuck you like an animal —_•!•_— Eye could not say the same for the Hucka’sand spinster, so D.A.R.E. is D.A.T., ‘Kay—waddaya say, eh? .::. 7366087F-299F-4F42-95C5-80C63160C1E0 ⌛️⚒🛠⚒🛠⚒🔩⏳ Öüï could, if you want, watch Family Guy porn with Seth Meyers, or Michael Moore on the B.E.A.T. in the role of  Nathan Lane.

… so ‘Kay, wanna be Mujer Policía, on the key of Mí? Eye says, Let’s Fuck partisan politics, eh‽  Together, waddaya say? Let’s make of, IT! a Vice.

Eye will make you appreciate The Pill

Eye will make you appreciate The Pill .::. 50DA07F3-BD43-4FE3-B8E0-22676C86DBFD 🎈 Although, FOXIEKay, Eye has to come clean beforeBlack Spyon the MSNBCs spills the beans, Eye rather —and much— prefers: Scooby Doo Rule 34, Volumes 18 through 23.

Check, IT! Out, ’Kay,
we’ll do, IT!
Like –a– the Napolitain do…

Anyhow Kayleigh McEnany, Eye is out of Thyme, but NEVER! Never–ever–ever! Out of Dangling Participles for the good Pundits at (or on) DEADLINE!!!

Previously on, Sneaky Tart

All in on TRMS

All in on TRMS … now Miss(y) Kayleigh, the LAST THING that we [the staff] want your pretty little Harvard title to think, is that we are making this up as we go. far from it, Toots, some might call IT, a template, others a TROPE, but to tell you the truth, we are just catching up to May3 and the events that are OBSERVED on that day; por ejemplo, mamacita, May the Third is International SUN day (and what better medicine for CORRUPTION than SunLight, eh?), aussi, Honey Pie, El Tres de Mayo is WORLD PRESS FREEDOM DAY. So D.A.R.E. is D.A.T.

The point is, ‘Kay, you can either cross to my Island or Eye can manifest on yours and get cited by the LAPD for practicing “Lewd Behavior” as if you were a regular tart called MAGDA (🎞) from a gas station in Hollywoodland.


Heck, ‘Kay, … there’s a template for D.A.T., Homicide Detective, Lewis Michener (🎞) over at “the” Hamptons vía Mr. Meyer’s (Thorn Birds) Show has a bootleg copy of “the” action and how, IT! Went down.

So, Mr. Meyer… Eye sees that you are going to Go Your Own Güey, eh

Well, at least you went WEST!

Fake Faquir

Fake Faquir… youse not foolin’ anyone Set .::. 4423D4E0-1A6A-4C77-BD42-633BC12D42B8 ➿ Sincerely, OSIRIS.

But Speaking of going, Eye think that the Windage in that dare clip was set a little Forte, must be from Kentucky because Eye could smell it! —all the way to second base, any whiff, Mr. Meyer, please relay to that “big” band you patched there in one clip, that they need MORE COWBELL!!! MORE COWBELL, Mr. Meyer; how can you head over to KALIFORNIA without a single fucking COWBELL being struck. Just who da’fuck is warming that there “big” band drum set, Mr. Meyer? Eye certainly hope that it is not a Californian, D.A.T’s For S.U.R.E.

—- and now, to keep up with the California theme, and to complement our continuing coverage of First World Academia “nurturing” banana republics with nepotistic graduates, let’s take a trip to UC Santa Cruz, we [the staff of this most non–consequential blog] hope that the “news center” at that institution does not read this segment in the middle of a very, very, Very–Very very Late Night:

https ://news /2018/12 /sandoval.html

Of course, the following must be read, “in this planet, or any other planet,” in a Brian Williams voice.

— “Is there such thing as a “slight case of Covid?

https ://www .eluniversal .com .mx /nacion /politica /sancionaran-quien-filtro-informacion-sobre-contagio-de-titular-de-la-sfp

Answer, indeed, with a capital “latin Eye”, and especially if the REGIME where that “slight case of Covid” is handled in the very same fashion that the Wuhan State Police handled the “bugle players” of the Covid-19 in China.

Alma Mater

Alma Mater — Santa Cruz

Take for instance, Santa Barbara’s favorite son, John Mill Ackerman’s wife, Irma Sandoval, W.H.O. holds the current civil servant watch-bitch* minister post in Mexico. Ms. Sandoval was just outed with having tested positive with COVID–19, and no sooner than a French cock sings, the Mexican government has vowed to punish whoever took it upon themselves in releasing the news of doña Ackerman’s medical status.

* If “watch-dog is acceptable for a male holding that same civil servant post, then watch-bitch should not be a problem in style nor taste; lest you forget, that the longest running Republic [ROMA], was practically nurtured by a she–wolf.

— Jump to El Día del Niño en Mexico.

Dear Seth Meyer… all of a sudden Evry body wants to be a drummer, eh‽

SNL* (D-Ca) Kamala Harris (nice blurry tits) you got D.A.R.E…. this is an Intermission, and live from Paname, It’s Tuesday’s Gone!.

Don't blame Obama

Don’t blame Obama for America’s failures, Mr. Meyer… you are the equivalent, Sir, of an Austrian art school entrance exam reviewer in 1907 and again in 1908. .::. AEF7E0AF-0804-4B76-823A-055C1C55DEAC ➿ … and it is because of this FACT, Mr. Meyers, that you are barred from being “sarcastic” with POTUS 45; so pena of having that dare sonofabitch re-elected again; stick to Sesame Street jokes, Mr. Meyers, and please, relase “the” Oscar, öüï know that D.A.T. D.A.R.E. fly going in your ear and coming out the other end of your noggin is a Signature Grouch “Flying Bee”.

https ://thehill .com /blogs / in-the-know/ in-the-know /346338-seth-meyers-jokes-that-obama-is-responsible-for-spurring-trumps

On a more serious note, Mr. Meyers, Eye is willing to bet Maya Rudolph’s 3–D sauna glasses that you thought that D.A.T. D.A.R.E. blurry dot next to you on the frame Above ⬆️ was a fly, eh? But Öüï knows, Mr. Meyer, that D.A.T. D.A.R.E. dot is really the Moon orbiting that blue marble con América as its face that you are holding for this sketch, Mr. Meyers.

In Local expected News:

Shops of all stripes began to see the elbow grease of regular Frogs dusting the bunnies away from the countertops and tables, and/or buffing the windows of storefronts and eateries around the Center of Paris. From the bottom of Les Halles, we [the staff] wish to thank all of the different associations and regular citizens who have been distributing food in churches, halls, and along la rue de Rivoli. Muy Agradecido, muy agradecido, —muy agradecido.

Meanwhile at The Hill, it is important to note, D.A.T. öüï don’t select the comedic sketches, we [the staff] only show you the goods.

… Now before we, the staff of this most non-consequential blog continue with today’s programming, öüï must go through the NUMBERS and Pretend that there is Time for Spring Training, and this Steve Kornacki is a Double Play:

Time now is 1:45 am in Central Nato Time and Steve Schmitt is at the plate with Michael Che (drinking brandy) at first base. Che arrived to first base thanks to a questionable call from the umpire, awarding him a ball where there should have been a strike. You might recall that Michael Che received two questionable balls in the count with a “new study” about the number of viagras that Colin Jost takes before he sends a text to announce to Tic Toc that he is up, or something like that, Then (that motherfucker) Michael Che used a study about how Gotham pigeons are genetically different from them despicable Bostonian winged counterparts to get that third ball up his alley, sending him to first base.


Foto por: XinHUAHUA .::. E10F3C96-1B14-45A4-841B-8B68DE7569F1 ⚾️ Chin Gua Gua! Uso justo de todos los medios para establecer un Hilo en el tema de esta sección. Meet u.s. on the next posting where a Lucha Libre match is now in Progress, and Seth Meyer just jumped in the ring.

At the mound is the first French baseball player in Major League history, a kid by the name¹ of Le Gofari. The count on Mr. Schmitty is now Two and Oh, —here comes the Third pitch and Mr. Schmitty drives a line through the shortstop where Dr. Fauci picks it up—sends it to second where What! takes Che Out and telegraphs the play to First where of course—WHO sends Mr. Schmitty “back to where he Came From!”.


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