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Right now, Paris (fr) is playing better Country music than them cunts in Nashville

And, George Cluny… don’t lie 🤥 motherfucker! Don’t you go into that Jardin commercial de Nice to hide from the MESS that your KENTUCKY WINDAGE calculations caused in the U.S. Election. You sir might be from Kentucky and even hold a Kentucky colonelship from Lynchburg (TN) but you SIR are no motherfucking TANKER.

Palo Mazo !!!

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You sir know jack-shit about SIGHT ADJUSTMENT and PIVOTING at the same time while traveling up-slope at 60 mph (on TRACK) and ACTUALLY knocking yer’Target 👇 at Churchill’s DOWns—baby.

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Nos fuimos juntos a volar 🪂…

 

It’s 12h00 in C.E.T. and the 1st of the month AIR RAID Sirens in France have never sounded so relevant, like an Oracle really, but it’s Way To Early for Classic Rock, —baby.

Meanwhile at the economy class of Abu Dhabi, the Bani Yas Band is going on tour with THE FOSSILE DUNES, the new troupe of Mika Brzezinski in The Middle East.

Boresighting procedures … don’t forget to clear the exhaust hoes from the Bore-evacuator before attempting to anticipate the hit.

We caught up with Mika at The Panama Canal because Katty Kay was not available at that time. Long story-short, Mika came up with her new troupe’s nomenclature during a The Rolling Stones concert, “it was like [a] Revelation” said the Morning Joe hostess. 

Los Rolling Stones son exactamente como los pintan.

Them Stones are exactly³ what Mick, Keith and, Woody look like when not on tour.

Elise Jordania

Bass player for The Fossil Dunes.

³~. At the time Elise Jordania was loaded up on mescaline, so tourists beware.

And, Oh Holy Static Stone 🪨…. Phat Bastard just ate Marjolaine Kalten-Portier Bach… and Deer Max:

The harroWING take of how Nancy sampled The Beastie Boys in at her son’s junior hall ball. And then she had a heart attack and the Beastie Boys went skateboarding.

 

Two Girls in a cup 🧏… deer, George Clooney, Basil called

It’s right there #2, —tú! That’s the suffix in 25 or 6 to 4; cagó🥖🥖🥖

… any how, mister George Clooney, Basil Smikle left a message, and mister Clooney sir, that nigger there, ( on MSNBC after dark) said that you need to be just AS CUNTY AS YOU motherfuckers WERE to get rid of Joe Biden last summer during Willie Geist’s sex-capade at chez Champs Elysee WHILE SNOOP DOGG was being a house-nigger at Versailles. And Martha Stewart, fuck you too.

Now that’s some coverage!

Chi-cagó (1X)

Oh, hey Hallie Jackson! — The distribution will not be televised

Hoy no hubo Jazz, but on Saturday, September 12, the world is going to see if Steve Bannon‘s Italian escapade is going to be returning dividends in Paname because there can only be one brand, unless Quanonino wears a yellow vest¹.

This machine kills...

This machine kills 🎩 C6395CCC-F5C2-4D0D-9A47-0B9D298C5E9B .:. This machine kills predatory presidents and other assorted fascists.  

And in Washington, The Crowned Prince of Saudi Arabia was cleared on all counts against his Name for the murder of a Washington Post reporter.

https ://www .theguardian .com /world /2020 /sep /07 /jamal-khashoggi-saudi-court-overturns-five-death-sentences

But FO’ist… let’s check the time with the Bradley’s in CET, and öüï have it on good Authority that in Paris, Mr. Bradley, it is not 6 o’clock (anymore):

That's Bullshit, Bradley!

That’s Bullshit, Bradley! .:. ADF99C1C-E125-40D2-B5FA-6C6D0D131E38 {therefore}

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1. The Don’t Shoot The Messenger Post:
https ://paris-luttes .info /12-septembre-dans-la-rue-a-paname- 14259?lang=fr

For the record: Bradley Cooper…
Guess what time it is in London right now?

That's right, Bradley

That’s right, Bradley .:. It’s Mingus Time…

Dear Seth Meyer… all of a sudden Evry body wants to be a drummer, eh‽

SNL* (D-Ca) Kamala Harris (nice blurry tits) you got D.A.R.E…. this is an Intermission, and live from Paname, It’s Tuesday’s Gone!.

Don't blame Obama

Don’t blame Obama for America’s failures, Mr. Meyer… you are the equivalent, Sir, of an Austrian art school entrance exam reviewer in 1907 and again in 1908. .::. AEF7E0AF-0804-4B76-823A-055C1C55DEAC ➿ … and it is because of this FACT, Mr. Meyers, that you are barred from being “sarcastic” with POTUS 45; so pena of having that dare sonofabitch re-elected again; stick to Sesame Street jokes, Mr. Meyers, and please, relase “the” Oscar, öüï know that D.A.T. D.A.R.E. fly going in your ear and coming out the other end of your noggin is a Signature Grouch “Flying Bee”.

https ://thehill .com /blogs / in-the-know/ in-the-know /346338-seth-meyers-jokes-that-obama-is-responsible-for-spurring-trumps

On a more serious note, Mr. Meyers, Eye is willing to bet Maya Rudolph’s 3–D sauna glasses that you thought that D.A.T. D.A.R.E. blurry dot next to you on the frame Above ⬆️ was a fly, eh? But Öüï knows, Mr. Meyer, that D.A.T. D.A.R.E. dot is really the Moon orbiting that blue marble con América as its face that you are holding for this sketch, Mr. Meyers.

In Local expected News:

Shops of all stripes began to see the elbow grease of regular Frogs dusting the bunnies away from the countertops and tables, and/or buffing the windows of storefronts and eateries around the Center of Paris. From the bottom of Les Halles, we [the staff] wish to thank all of the different associations and regular citizens who have been distributing food in churches, halls, and along la rue de Rivoli. Muy Agradecido, muy agradecido, —muy agradecido.

Meanwhile at The Hill, it is important to note, D.A.T. öüï don’t select the comedic sketches, we [the staff] only show you the goods.

… Now before we, the staff of this most non-consequential blog continue with today’s programming, öüï must go through the NUMBERS and Pretend that there is Time for Spring Training, and this Steve Kornacki is a Double Play:

Time now is 1:45 am in Central Nato Time and Steve Schmitt is at the plate with Michael Che (drinking brandy) at first base. Che arrived to first base thanks to a questionable call from the umpire, awarding him a ball where there should have been a strike. You might recall that Michael Che received two questionable balls in the count with a “new study” about the number of viagras that Colin Jost takes before he sends a text to announce to Tic Toc that he is up, or something like that, Then (that motherfucker) Michael Che used a study about how Gotham pigeons are genetically different from them despicable Bostonian winged counterparts to get that third ball up his alley, sending him to first base.

Foto: XinHUAHUA

Foto por: XinHUAHUA .::. E10F3C96-1B14-45A4-841B-8B68DE7569F1 ⚾️ Chin Gua Gua! Uso justo de todos los medios para establecer un Hilo en el tema de esta sección. Meet u.s. on the next posting where a Lucha Libre match is now in Progress, and Seth Meyer just jumped in the ring.

At the mound is the first French baseball player in Major League history, a kid by the name¹ of Le Gofari. The count on Mr. Schmitty is now Two and Oh, —here comes the Third pitch and Mr. Schmitty drives a line through the shortstop where Dr. Fauci picks it up—sends it to second where What! takes Che Out and telegraphs the play to First where of course—WHO sends Mr. Schmitty “back to where he Came From!”.

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1º. TAG equals Parody: https ://asegovia3 .com /2015/04/18/20-de-abril /#more-1205