2nd Round postponed, SOL Cerveza reports:
… Meanwhile in Savannah, Georgia, “What’d EYE say”, said “Buddy” the congressman: don’t worry Senator Paul, [we, the Capitol Hill gang] have the best medical system in the world, — next to T.H.E.M. players of the NBA, of course. Besides, senator, Paul (R–KY jelly) youse like a Super Über Mensch Man, or something like that! Enjoy yo’self senator you’is from Kentucky, AND
THAT D.A.T., MOTHERFUCKER, is Moscow Mitch Territory. So you, Senator Paul, Rand [one–each] have nothing to worry about, as a matter of fact, keep holding the relief trillion$$$ for the good people who sit on them DELTA airlines executive boards, and fuck the rest of the people who don’t read PABLO NERUDA like your fine self¹.
Anyhow, Alicia Menendez, please don’t drown in a pool of coodies like the Purple Pundit did, we couldn’t stand Curly Circus Clown taking over your show. Now don’t get u.s. wrong and please, please, please, PLEASE; please don’t let Mí bee misunderstood, öüï like Curly Heilemann, but still, don’t go getting coodies in the coming days, besides, the programming gods found a güey to fit in the “Waiting Room”, and in « yellow » no less, what follows, a bunch of Mexicans waiting on a court decision just so that they won’t stop dreaming? Now that, would be a heck of a parallèle.BREAKING the NEWS:
NOTE to Editors at POLITICS NATION and The Joe Scarborough Show, please bee advised that the following recap of today’s Presidential COVID-19 Victory Tour at The White House is a follow-up from yesterday’s (for entertainment purposes SATUR[N]THEYS) Evening Post.
Llamas are being evacuated by The Trump Administration from LIMA, PERU; Alpacas in Lima, O•H•I•O• are perplexed on how this will affect the alpaca wool sweater sales people who work on commission (next to the Peruvian flute playing ensembles across Chuck Todd’s Nation) and will not be seeing any donations for the cover hits that the Peruvian flute playing ensembles play at the markets where alpaca wool products are sold. America, what a country, you are so easy to forecast; and we [the staff] are not even trying.
Time Now, it is 23h30 in Central NATO Times.
And in Babylon 2, Nicolle Wallace made a cameo appearance on the Ali Velshi Show, of course, this happened after midnight (in CET) and the pundit appeared… with a Whiter Shade of Pale than her usual self, but after drowning in a pool of coodies what else could the viewers expect. The alternative version of this news-bite is that Nicolle is now a Vampire and she needs to bring her blood supply to a higher dose, so… if you have it, DONATE; and if you are undocumented in the U.S. and have symptoms of the “war time flu”, get checked, it’s o.k. because The Surgeon General of The United States reassured the immigrant population that the I.C.E. goons won’t be there to harass you, or your loved ones. Other than D.A.T., the daily Donald Trump “my pussy hurts” show was as usual, “a word salad”, just like Ali Velshi « channeled ».