¡CARLOSSSS!!! — ¿Cómo se dice Lencha en Japonés?

No es complicado.
Mira.
De arranque El Son toca a las Once.

…to what La ex Ministra de una
Tremenda Corte
[hoy la mera–mera Morena
en el Gabinete de Obrador]
dice:
c’est PAS, compliqué.

No one Eye think is in my Three.” IMAGEN tomada de los radicales de Sarkozy… now Ewe, you’ve heard about La Zizaine… it’s not ONE of THOSE… and you are right Mr. Avocado Haass, one must rearrange the VONS cupons in order to make it through THE White DollHouse, especially if you are Smokey Da’Bear.

 Check it out’🎶 
dice, la ex ministro.
—En México, todos;
pero TODOS lo contratos son negociados
(del lado mexicano)
por gente que se conoce desde que ibán
a los DIF’es–es–ESOS
(exclusivos)
de La Colonia
ROMA,
por decir.

Veinte para las 12 del Midi
in the LAnd of the BLind
where The One Eye’d Cousin
does the news, and Mika too!

Willie Gueist has all the EXcluSIve details.

Digresión para Joe

Dear, Cousin Joe.
Be advised that the staff [on this side of Black Spy’s spectrum do not! We repeat, do not approve of you and your EXecuTIve buddies JasPloxTaition on The Beat. Consider yourself warned, Joe; and if you are going to work your Way Too Early hosteses–es–eses, en horarios que ni “los negros quieren trabajar”, dijo VICENTE FOX, you better make that Louis “you gotta know your chicken” Burgdorf go on the panel of Hardball.

Hear Ye. Hear Ye:
ATTENTION ALL BATTLE STATIONS

ATTENTION ALL BATTLE STATIONS
Please Stand-by for UpDate:

This is not the ‘Black Spy’, this here, —motherFunker— is the Bossa Nova.

You WILL FOREVER BE REMEMBERED AS THE ceo’s who DID NOT HAVE THE BACKBONE TO STAND AGAINST DONALD TRUMPS web of LIES.

Unless, motherfuckers
YOU BITCHES TRANSMIT HIS
OVAL dollhouse ADDRESS
IN SPANISH
O en
ESPAGNOL… for the hearing impaired.

Si Se Puede!
Castellano
¡Si Se Puede!
Donald Trump Lies
ahora también en Hispania Talk.

Modus OpeRANDi… Roll Over Neruda, Tell Dostoyevsky The News

en capítulos anteriores:
Kentucky Windage with the Paul’s

For the Record. “My plan will not impose a national ID card or mandatory E-Verify, forcing businesses to become policemen.” Said a Latino-loving Senator, Rand Paul (R–KY), in 2013  to the U.S. Hispanic Chamber of Commerce.

The following must be read
in a Generalissima Jordan’s voice.

But first, it’s 03 hundred hours in Central NATO Time—time to check out TRMS, hey, Raquelito! Still out fishing?

— You betcha’, responded our favorite Purple Pundit, Nicolle Wallace, however, —she went on to say— Raquelito will be back tomorrow no doubt with some really really big fish stories.

Anygüey, it’s been a couple of increasingly Dog Day Afternoon’s since we [the staff] promised you, people who never read this most inconsequential blog, a screen grab of the good Senator from the Great State of Ft. Knox speech to a bunch of Mexican–Americans; and probably to a bucket-load of Cuban–Americans; perhaps a couple of Colombian, Chilenean and Costa RicanAmericans también who probably took Spanish classes in High-school and, [as Cheech Marin put it best] got a motherfucking* “b” so here it goes.

* emphasis is all ours.

If General George C. Scott lived, He would command the seeing half of Col. Frank Slate to take a “FLAMETHROWER” to Fort Knox and level that Golden Training Site and then head over to Churchill Downs and bet on a horse named Tango/Alpha/November/Kilo… General Abrams is fo’Damn–sure rolling in his grave and not necessarily in the cadence of how the Army Goes Rolling Along, no sir.

Tango–Sierra: 06 hundred hours, keep your squelch–on, the staff is going to get some shut-eye, in the mean time, the purple pundit –it seems– is a fan of the Bruce Willis  voice–over, who would have thunk it, eh?

The Russian soul is a dark place. Fyodor Dostoyevsky.