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James Carvile must be Crushed! Now in amphitheaters or your nearest Colosseum

I remind Ewe’all, that it was Eye who buried Titus.

After the break it’s Fernandomania, and the blue Roman Legions de Álvaro Obregón.

… but first, it’s Jesus and The Pantheon of Gods, followed by The Church of Man Love on The Jimmy Kimmel Show.

Over at The Forum it’s DEER, AMERICA: I am a voter and my vote will not be secret, Mister “ART” Tinoco and his ballot shurning monkees will see all of my #2 led-filled bubbles for The Riverside County blues.

And here is why:

It’s Crystal Clear, just like K at the préfecture de Cité!!!

Because Marianne has consistently been holding my election related mail at The Post until after the election is declared done. This pattern goes dates back to 2016.

Over at the Circus Maximus, Willie Geist is hearing one about VAQUEROS, this particular Julio… is pitching COMA-LA en Nueva York. Juan Rulfo will Knot pragmatists Marxists in Wisconsin.

Synopsis : It’s a psyco-DRAMA-Killer, starring The Talking Heads and the Thriller Knight himself: Bubbles the Chimp. For the record, The Los Angeles Dodgers called, Gregory Josephus Haines is a Dodger Fan.

Ladies in Gemini: PURGATORY

But it’s alright, baby
If Eye hurries I can still make CHERNOBYL.

I Am SIRIUS… and you are not.

Instant Karma… In WaWa Land, Chris Haynes turned into The Ukrainian Foreign Minister, DYMTRO KULEBO, and Thee Rachel Maddow Show runs away from L.A. where she was shooting ZOOLANDER.

Shine on, and on, and ON–ON.

… CORRECTIONS DEPARTMENT, we interrupt STANFORD Ewe to relay that THEE RACHEL MADDOW SHOW was not in the process of shooting “A” ZOOLANDER in L.A.; instead, TRMS was SHOOTING A ZOO. Öüï, repeats, TRMS was not shooting a STILLER, Rachel was in L.A. shooting a DAMON.