Tag Archives: Elise Jordan

Breaking The News — Trump admits that the U.S. is in a State of Emergency

Extra! Extra!

The last administration failed terribly with the SWINE FLU… Proof of that is that a Swine is refusing to take responsibility for his failure with the current COVID-19 pandemic, as it relates to the slow response to the contagion.

DEAR, Antena TRES (España) no sabía que sus periodistas juegan al “Softball”, ¡OLÉ! ¡Maja! Manera de burlar al Times de Nueva York con ese toreo de salón. Si quieres saber de qué manera Donald Trump está coordinando con Italia, China o tu Madre Patria (España) fíjate en los vuelos que van a cesar en tres horas, según el Quino/Chancho/Puerco/Marrano* en la Casa Blanca.

Antena 3 (España)

Antena 3 (España) .:. 40D98719-4375-4CA2-ABB6-C664245EC340 👄 A LAS PRIMERAS DE CAMBIO. Spaniards use this motherfucking expression to make reference to the immediate moment previous to the exchange of sequined suit for the CAPE. En nuestra vida cotidiana nos sirve para indicar que algo sucede en los primeros instantes de un espacio de tiempo.
Ej.: Entró en la casa y a las primeras de cambio recibió el primer disgusto. 🗣 The SOURCE: https ://www .periodistadigital .com/cultura/toros/20160606/ ole-100-expresiones-lexico-taurino-espanoles-vida-cotidiana-noticia-689400285671/amp

* Con nuestras disculpas a todos los cerdos y cerdas, y a los productores de Jamón Jamón.

At 16:40 in Eastern Standard Time, India just turned Cricket into Softball, and BOY!!! Can that Indian government reporter suck a golf Ball through a garden hose! MAMMA MIA!

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14 de marzo_ Sevilla, España… aquí les dicen “Magdas” a las de majas de Proust… muffins by Barry White’s game, at Spanish Harlem, —Hey💋!

Shifting Gears

Oh, hey Negrita

Oh, hey Negrita .:. 9A7AED25-5DA1-4C43-A641-B5D89ECEE7D1 🗣 Let’s hear it for the boy… in a Social Distancing world.

En noticias de la Madre Patria, Franco sigue a Mussolini en casos de desaparecidos luego de colocarse la Corona sin cruzar por el Arco del Triunfo… yet.

Esa chiquilla es Sevilla.

Esa chiquilla (Lola) es Sevilla .:. 5A407817-C849-456E-846E-0F60BB382B90 👄 Armilla—Armilla.

1–2–3, Check Önë — Oh, hey Hallie Jackson

2–3–4, Check Two… [O]h, Ari Melber. Youse such a pimp; Noonan noon–an—Un, Dos ~ Tres Check again.

Los decálogos de Python

Los decálogos de Python… D’errrrr taking our gods!!! — Thank you MEGxit!!!

Previously on: No Jurarás el nombre de El Señor, —Lord Brian— en vano.

Hello, Elise, say D.A.R.E. Southern Belle, the Reverend Sharpton won‘t let mí lie (with you) but Eye did promise y’All Three Knights, here’s the FOist, it’s the Templar kind, or som∴thing like D.A.T..

WORDS TO LIVE BY:

Fuck the Police!

Sacré  Vache — Fuck the Police! .:. AAE68E2F-E434-404C-81E0-68608071A799 🤺 There’s som.:.thing about Anne.

Emmanuel Macron: “I’m sorry, but we know the rules. Nobody has to provoke nobody”

In other news, “Always look on the bright side of [Idle] Life”.

Time now for the new Knews

Time now for the new Knews .:. E9076C9B-3001-445F-A709-721D90797AE6 🔦 on you Crazy 💎; even the Siren Den is doing a minute of Silence tonight.

Canción de Amor* _ Modus OpeRANDi, part ii

*… de Jack el Destripador
vía: Rockdrigo González
“El Amor que Yo te Tengo es el de
Reagan a Castro,
el de Somoza a Sandino,
—de Margarita a Galtieri“.

Ladies in Gemeni, the continuing story of Randito Pablito, a.k.a. Senator Rand Paul (R–KY) se tiene que destripar (visceralmente, pues) with the lovely voice of Generalissima Jordan, Elise [One–Each].

So, the story goes that back when little Rand Paul was a little weasel in middle school, the now Distinguished Gentleman from Kentucky used to give his Spanish Middle–school teacher a hard time, of course, as Ewe all know, and might remember, that in those days Corporal Punishment was all the rage at the pricipal’s office. Now, because little Randito was already beginning to show his true LEADERSHIP Colors, little RANDITO WOULD RUN STRAIGHT TO THE Vice-principal’s office, but I bet Ewe’all that Ewe wouldn’t guess why little Randito would seek SANCTUARY at the V.P’s. office?… Anygüey, if any broad could relay this anecdote, Elise Jordan is probably the most qualifyed to narrate it because she used to be Senator’s Rand strategist. We [the staff] are certain that Ms. Jordan certainly played bartender for Senator Paul, many–a–times listening to the Senator’s old “War” Stories.

But first, have you ever wondered what is the definition of an ABBÉ?… Ewe know, an abbé, the jolly-fat figure on those Belgian beers, a Fucking ABBÉ, Abbey.

Let’s ask the latest victim of indiscriminate vandalism pretendiendo ser protesta social o, peor, nuestro muy querido Grafitti, porque indeed, the Streets remain our Favorite Gallery:

En ce qui concerne l’Apocalypse; pg. 21/22:

Vous avez raison, messieurs, envahissez la terre; elle appartient au fort ou à l’habile qui s’empare; vous avez profité des temps d’ignorance, de superstition, de démence, pour nous dépouiller de nos héritages et pour nous fouler à vos pieds, pour vous engraisser de la substance des malheureux: tremblez que le jour de la raison n’arrivez.

François-Marie Arouet
VOLTAIRE
Diccionario Filosófico
Colección de Clásicos Garnier
Imprenta Reliure MAME1967.

Snapshot follows… ¿Qué Hacer?

The following is a Time–Delayed entry
from June 05, 2018.
Institut de France
75006

Tiempo de Híbridos / Ranch Electrónico… o como dicen los franceses: Una Rana con Sinfónica.

…

En lo que concierne a El Apocalipsis: 

Tienen razón, caballeros, invadan la tierra; pertenece a la fortaleza o al hábil que se la apodera; han aprovechado los tiempos de ignorancia, de superstición, de demencia, de despojarnos de nuestras herencias y de pisotearnos a sus pies, para engordarse de la sustancia de los desafortunados: tiemblan porque el día de la razón no llegue.

Chien dans Le Periph, —en Ingés— follows… ¡bola de putos!

Margarita y Galtieri: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Massacre_of_Margarita_Bel%C3%A9n

Breaking NEWS!!! MARINE LE PEN is a SOCIALIST*

BREAKING the nEwes:
Page 17…

FUCK THE KOCH BROTHERS…
and their stupid fucking pundits, too.

Stupid fucking CONSERVATIVES pundits like my Cousin Joe Scarborough laid out the proposition that the French extremist (from the right) and neo–fascist MARINE Le PEN is a socialist…

EXTRA—EXTRA, stupid REPUBLICANS, mistake corporate and industry welfare handouts with regular people’s outreach programs. Corporate WELFARE and COMODITY MARKETS SAFTEY NETS are not part of a socialist plan, NO SIR, CORPORATE WELFARE AND COMODITIES MARKETS HANDOUTS are more in the realm of a FASCIST AGENDA.

Enter, Generalissima Jordan… this is a TimeDelayed entry, right now it’s 19 hundred hours au Festival “Au grès du Jazz”, o algo así en Alsace. Context with the Koch’s  follows, staff needs “refreshments”, we’ll be back in a jiffy.

EXTRA — EXTRA…
in the same motherfucking SEGMENT, the KOCH BROTHERS condemn, “divisiveness and LACK OF LEADERSHIP in america (sin acento)”, after they helped orchestrate Donald Trump’s electoral college 2016 victory for the New American Fascist Front, a.k.a. the “make america great again” / “tea bagger” movement.

[confused Wu Tang hipster screen grab follows]

TimeStamp: 16h20 in Siren Central Time

No, Charles—oh but fuck no, with a Capital “n” Nigga! Fuck No. •—_!_—•  Just because Ewe and your brother spew money out of both of your assholes and every other orifice in your cryotherapeautic salvaged bodies doesn’t give you fuckers the right to clear the way for Vladimir Putin’s electorate vote–grab once November 2018 rolls around.

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