Tag Archives: “Hurbanohistorias” from The Underground

¡CARLOSSSS!!! — ¿Cómo se dice Lencha en Japonés?

No es complicado.
Mira.
De arranque El Son toca a las Once.

…to what La ex Ministra de una
Tremenda Corte
[hoy la mera–mera Morena
en el Gabinete de Obrador]
dice:
c’est PAS, compliqué.

“No one Eye think is in my Three.” IMAGEN tomada de los radicales de Sarkozy… now Ewe, you’ve heard about La Zizaine… it’s not ONE of THOSE… and you are right Mr. Avocado Haass, one must rearrange the VONS cupons in order to make it through THE White DollHouse, especially if you are Smokey Da’Bear.

∴  Check it out’🎶 ∴
dice, la ex ministro.
—En México, todos;
pero TODOS lo contratos son negociados
(del lado mexicano)
por gente que se conoce desde que ibán
a los DIF’es–es–ESOS
(exclusivos)
de La Colonia
ROMA,
por decir.

Veinte para las 12 del Midi
in the LAnd of the BLind
where The One Eye’d Cousin
does the news, and Mika too!

Willie Gueist has all the EXcluSIve details.

Digresión para Joe—

Dear, Cousin Joe.
Be advised that the staff [on this side of Black Spy’s spectrum do not! We repeat, do not approve of you and your EXecuTIve buddies JasPloxTaition on The Beat. Consider yourself warned, Joe; and if you are going to work your Way Too Early hosteses–es–eses, en horarios que ni “los negros quieren trabajar”, dijo VICENTE FOX, you better make that Louis “you gotta know your chicken” Burgdorf go on the panel of Hardball.

Hear Ye. Hear Ye:
ATTENTION ALL BATTLE STATIONS
…
ATTENTION ALL BATTLE STATIONS
Please Stand-by for UpDate:

This is not the ‘Black Spy’, this here, —motherFunker— is the Bossa Nova.

You WILL FOREVER BE REMEMBERED AS THE ceo’s who DID NOT HAVE THE BACKBONE TO STAND AGAINST DONALD TRUMPS web of LIES.

Unless, motherfuckers
YOU BITCHES TRANSMIT HIS
OVAL dollhouse ADDRESS
IN SPANISH
O en
ESPAGNOL… for the hearing impaired.

Si Se Puede!
Castellano
¡Si Se Puede!
Donald Trump Lies
ahora también en Hispania Talk.

Canción de Amor* _ Modus OpeRANDi, part ii

*… de Jack el Destripador
vía: Rockdrigo González
“El Amor que Yo te Tengo es el de
Reagan a Castro,
el de Somoza a Sandino,
—de Margarita a Galtieri“.

Ladies in Gemeni, the continuing story of Randito Pablito, a.k.a. Senator Rand Paul (R–KY) se tiene que destripar (visceralmente, pues) with the lovely voice of Generalissima Jordan, Elise [One–Each].

So, the story goes that back when little Rand Paul was a little weasel in middle school, the now Distinguished Gentleman from Kentucky used to give his Spanish Middle–school teacher a hard time, of course, as Ewe all know, and might remember, that in those days Corporal Punishment was all the rage at the pricipal’s office. Now, because little Randito was already beginning to show his true LEADERSHIP Colors, little RANDITO WOULD RUN STRAIGHT TO THE Vice-principal’s office, but I bet Ewe’all that Ewe wouldn’t guess why little Randito would seek SANCTUARY at the V.P’s. office?… Anygüey, if any broad could relay this anecdote, Elise Jordan is probably the most qualifyed to narrate it because she used to be Senator’s Rand strategist. We [the staff] are certain that Ms. Jordan certainly played bartender for Senator Paul, many–a–times listening to the Senator’s old “War” Stories.

But first, have you ever wondered what is the definition of an ABBÉ?… Ewe know, an abbé, the jolly-fat figure on those Belgian beers, a Fucking ABBÉ, Abbey.

Let’s ask the latest victim of indiscriminate vandalism pretendiendo ser protesta social o, peor, nuestro muy querido Grafitti, porque indeed, the Streets remain our Favorite Gallery:

En ce qui concerne l’Apocalypse; pg. 21/22:

Vous avez raison, messieurs, envahissez la terre; elle appartient au fort ou à l’habile qui s’empare; vous avez profité des temps d’ignorance, de superstition, de démence, pour nous dépouiller de nos héritages et pour nous fouler à vos pieds, pour vous engraisser de la substance des malheureux: tremblez que le jour de la raison n’arrivez.

François-Marie Arouet
VOLTAIRE
Diccionario Filosófico
Colección de Clásicos Garnier
Imprenta Reliure MAME1967.

Snapshot follows… ¿Qué Hacer?

The following is a Time–Delayed entry
from June 05, 2018.
Institut de France
75006

Tiempo de Híbridos / Ranch Electrónico… o como dicen los franceses: Una Rana con Sinfónica.

…

En lo que concierne a El Apocalipsis: 

Tienen razón, caballeros, invadan la tierra; pertenece a la fortaleza o al hábil que se la apodera; han aprovechado los tiempos de ignorancia, de superstición, de demencia, de despojarnos de nuestras herencias y de pisotearnos a sus pies, para engordarse de la sustancia de los desafortunados: tiemblan porque el día de la razón no llegue.

Chien dans Le Periph, —en Ingés— follows… ¡bola de putos!

Margarita y Galtieri: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Massacre_of_Margarita_Bel%C3%A9n