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Rain drops are fallin’ on my Robot

And Reverend Al… did you know that † Burt Bacharach wrote a song for Vícente Fernández, Indeed! Reverend Al, Indeed. Saldy, Chente died before the record could be pressed, trou story.

Viejas feas

I sure hope you and Martin Luther III don’t hold my Charts against Mí, you know I love your Mexican ass, but I am still not sure about that solidarity nepotist and his trip to Mexico this past September of 2022.

In Martin Luther’s defense, you, him and Jesse do have a stain with THE ANCIENT ALIEN theme at TAMA-Re ∴… but again, Öüi is not holding that against you or the other two, lesser reverends.

MARCHE DE LA FIDÉLITÉ – La Bastilla michoacana…
Calderón se souvient de sa Marche de la Loyauté : “la tradition était de la célébrer au château de Chapultepec”

 

https ://www .proceso .com .mx /nacional /2023/2/9 /calderon-recuerda-su-marcha-de-la-lealtad-la-tradicion-era-celebrarla-en-el-castillo-de-chapultepec-301838 .html

I bring this up, not to annoy you Reverend Al, but to remind the Programming Overlords at msNBC that when you participate in a 4-hour show about nothing you get nothing, so IF that mormon son of a bitch, Joseph Charles Scarborough the Third is not going to say a peep about the man responsible for all of that Fentanyl and other assorted soft drugs like COCAINE crossing over to HUECO TANKS, from Samalayuca de Ahumada, then don’t complain about that on-going drug problematic in Biden’s house.

And for context, Reverend Al, I am about to complete a job application with for Vilma Fuentes’ paisana (from the Borderplex in Samalayuca/Tanks³) María Hinojosa and her Futuro Pelo enterprise… but to tell you the truth, I have no hope of even being considered for that coveted position in Harlem, because as we all know, those positions are gentrified by Ivy League or the New York Pinto League Alumni.

³~. Samalayuca Dunes in the State of Chihuahua and Hueco Tanks in Texas; for context, Futuro Media requires some references for the janitor job in Harlem and one of the sources that I chose was the former El Paso Bureau’s Associated Press correspondent, Alicia Caldwell, I met her on a golf cart inside of a Border Patrol Holding Tank Compound, on our way to an American Terrorist’s trial, his name is not relevant anymore, but let’s just say that he was not a fan of CAMILO CIENGUEGOS y los barbudos de Fidel… I never asked Alicia if she was a Baseball Fan, even though we both shared a floor at The El Paso Times newspaper of record… which like MSNBC, wanted nothing to do with SOUTH of THE BORDER issues, which where very, very, very Bloody at the Time, and Genaro García Luna was about to become the man in Charge of them federales marching into El PRONAF y la Avenida Lincoln en El Puente de Las Américas en Ciudad Juárez, —MERIDA PLAN. not the one Over the Panama Canal.

And besides, Reverend Al, if Futuro Media even dares to not read my footnotes and bibliographic real-time references she would not be invited again to Mika’s penthouse for dinner. That’s just the way FRENCH PEOPLE are, and as everybody in the whole-wide World knows, the minute that someone sets foot on The Fountain’s premises s\he\other immediatly turns into a fucking frog…

— 2 de febrero, 1905 – Ayn Rand, Russian-born American novelist and philosopher († 1982)… actually, Ayn Rand didn’t die, and no, Alain Greenspan, no! For the last time Ayn Rand did not die and went to heaven, although she qualified as a canine (that bitch), she is right there next to you. Ayn Rand took over the body Andrea Mitchell.

And I Quote, Cookie 🍪 Monster:

Amphibians! The entire charco, including them TadPoles! Amphibians Eye tell Ya’!

L’unité de renseignement financier (UIF) du ministère des Finances

Why, why do you think, Reverend Al, that Baby Blue got axed off of the floor? Because Tiffany refused to stop outing people out… too bad “my prayer” never got to her… right now Tiffany Cross is dubbing Crystal Waters “Da-ra-dee Da-ra-dah” in Philadelphia, PA..

Which reminds me, an important quality for a janitor job in journalism is to ask them stinky questions, the kind of questions that linger for a while in the back of someone’s head, por ejemplo PENILEY, maybe I am off the 375-Loop in Antony, New Mexico, but is “La Hinojosa” invited to ABU DABHI on that Mika over 50 show? Or was she given the working at a Sonic Burger drive-thru in Texas, in the role of a co-worker of PARIS HILTON at the end of a shift?

Sonic Burger context follows from Paris.

Full-disclosure, Rev. Al, I was contemplating finishing this process for Peniley and Hinojosa by February 1st, for no particular reason, really, but if you make an effort not to scroll down this blog, you will be forgiven for not noticing that I am Blacker than Ewe, just like that Île-de-France Authority fellow who caught me without that STEIN’s Burnt (champagne) Cork on my face… must have been the light on that damn Wabbit.

³~. Any how, Reverend Al, getting back to the SAMALAYUCA/TANKS international line, Alicia had just stepped out of the Plane and into the Heat of Montana Avenue and she wanted to know about the where to go and what to do in the region besides “Chico’s Tacos” or “las maquilas de cristal²“.

²~. Carlos Fuentes, “La Frontera de Cristal“:
https ://archive .org /stream /La Frontera De Cristal Carlos Fuentes /LaFronteraDeCristal _djvu .txt

1985… El próximo toro le corresponde al Primer Torero porno (Ribas, A.)

Please stand-by FO’ VENEZIA records from Los Hombres G, vía, El Chanilillo Sánchez en BADARIGUATO, ¡SinAloha, —ja, ja, ja!

In this our final sprint to the Gift Shop [Amnesty International] Yazmin Vassoughian stars as Lindsey Reiser in “Bob Sinclair’s” Mexican extravaganza in Saint-Torpez “Chalinillo’s Marlin scene”.

With that in mind, a young Umberto Eco is going to play the role of a young Guillermo del Toro in the making of the “El primer torero porno”, and REVEREND AL, you literally can’t make this shit up, it all started with those two perverts from Lyon, The Lumière Bros. Indeed, Salma Hayek, indeed, it was the very French who invented the concept of PAN y TOROS. They just called it the Circus Maximus in Rome. and the toreros (muertos) were gladiators; ask Javier.

Lorem ipsum Y Tu Mamá También follows… hello governor!

Producciones Le Peuple du Toro, in collaboration with Robert Rodríguez*es Cucarachas Enojadas a part productions in 3-D. In 3-D! Salma—in Three Dee plus LA MANO DE BERNARDO GÓMEZ:

https://www.reporteindigo.com/reporte/amlo-badiraguato-es-un-pueblo-que-tiene-mucha-suerte-siembra-de-drogas-va-en-decadencia/

🎶 Venezia. and Reverend of the Po’ Peeps in AUSTIN, Texas, please relay to Willie Nelson that, Eye, is an honorary Okie from Muskoogie, OK? Beto. Check, Salinas CA.

But FO’ist, Once Upon A Time in México!

Where Salma Hayek knows that there is No goD in Nuevo Laredo… ask “el ete” de Rockdrigo. It’s all noted on the archives del colectivo Rupestres de los “petroglyphs” from HUECO, TANKS in El Chuco.

… Cha-cha-cha : Eye saved Andy Warhol with a .223 Granada launcher (granadina if youse an Éspontaneo).

 

A Gumbo recipe on the map of Mehdi and the Witt of La Petite A*mandine

🎶 Commencing countdown, Ingin‘s on (5,4,3…)

A La Luna, Alicia!!! And knot Selene, not Selena.

Ladies in Gemini, as the French prepare to send La Petit A*mandine to replace last year’s GUADELOUPE offering for The Little Prince’s once-in-a-lifetime wife-for-a-year, in space, —where else‽, i am going to take you live to MEMPHIS for an update on the Wacky Rig Races, where Mexican water/telephone/cellular/banking and overall Cappo de Tutti, Carlos Slim just signed un Czecho (pronounced Cheko) de Guadalajara, for the new Moderna Racing Branch under the banner of our former sponsors at Hueco TANKS, Texas: RED BULL.

Full disclosure: Zeppelin (Houses of the Holies) GOES HERE, and i will explain that in a minute just for YOU, Lindsey Reiser.

https ://en .m .wikipedia .org /wiki /Hueco_Tanks

Dr. Carr, (no pun intended) Ph.D. at EPCC (El Paso, TX) will not let us make this up, mostly because he suggested that i go ahead and capture Matthew McConaughey’s doppelgänger there (at Hueco, not WACO Tanks), and lo and behold, by the end of that weekend Red Bull gave me my first SLR, not a big one, just a little Rebel XT, enough to get us onto the next BOULDER, if you catch our drift; SO, WITT that in mind, Segoviaspixes hereby commits himself to not meddle with Czecho’s runs on the Moderna Track… but we make no compromise with Carlos Slim, fuck him!

https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Siège_de_Waco

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OLIVE BRANCH be damned!!! Gennady Golovkin just rolled out from a Memphis hub, on the Moderna Track.

Watch this race .:. CE30C847-0119-494F-BB36-77CB73671582 .:. Czecho might get his 2nd Pole position and Gennady could grind some Cinnamon rolls.

Note to Carlos Slim:

Dear, Sir… as you probably “heard it through the grape vine”, is it possible that the Guadalupe—Reyes protests of the MAGA crowd are straight from the “manual del plantón político de México”? What are the odds of that, eh‽ I say that about the same of having a Canelo – Triple G re-engagement affair.

Wüa•The•Loup•Eh — Re•Yes
for dummies.

It’s a Catholic thing, so it’s a lot of fun, if you happen to believe in the idea of laicity because if you do then the the 25 days between December 12 (Our Lady of Guadalupe) and January 6 (Epiphany) is a lot like carnival in Brazil, but instead of parades and boobies, you have posadas and Catholic Girls… and if you like Frank Zappa, then you know that Catholic Girls are big in Czechoslovakia.

Now if youse like really–really laic, then you will want to book your “cuota” past February the 1st and all the way until the end of “El Día de La Candelaria”, and then head over to Tamaulipas because come “Ash Wednesday” in Louisiana, then it’s confinement time, —Again!

Now, i reckon that if the grand re-opening of La Agro Bourse (en Les Halles, above) para el próximo 23 de enero goes on, without a hitch– fingers crossed, then you are probably going to be present because if you skip the ceremony Salma Hayek will cut your (pinches) nuts off, eh‽

Witt that in mind, hold on a minute:

I’ll be back