Would you like a Second Coming?

Vargas-Llosa is dead.

Pascuas institucionalizadas… it’s another “festevus miracle”… Maaaaah-Mmm,Vo 🪇

 

La felicidad 😂

All Les Chiens dans La Ville that fit. You are going to like HoW that little hero (el “Prado” goes here) burns in my Green Hell.

 

And if your name is Roger Pérez, i bet you think this flag 🇵🇪 was about you… It has always been about Tony Palma, señor.

I heard 🙉 the news last week, deer boy.

Estelle Mossley goes down! Gentric is the new champion of The Dolls!

ELECTIONS 2024

AMLO is a historical accident because of the mistakes we made: Betty Walls 

https ://www .proceso .com .mx /nacional /elecciones2024 /2024/5/22 /amlo-es-un-accidente-historico-por-los-errores-que-cometimos-beatriz-paredes

For the record hoy no hubo Hélène Frade on France24 on account of a STRIKE to that net, neta que sí, and in local Shows at the Oldest Motion Picture Theater in the Whole Wide World of Sports,  “HEROICOmade it’s second début in France³, the film, which depicts the Mexican military’s real role in the NARCO-CRIMINALITY of that SHIT-HOLE NATION hails “La Argentina” in the role of “Furiosa“ de Santa Cruz, an Argentine spot where a cave was vandalized by Búlgaros de Bélgicamás belga, only the next Mexican Presidential fiasco of La 👐🏼 Cuarta 👐🏼 Dimensión.

Gentric

🥊vS🥊

La Barbie de Bagnolet

Wearing a bugambilia top Marie Generic Gentric knocked the Rio Gold medalist in a bout scheduled for a minute and a half on the news desk of BFM’ER TV.

Sources close to Adelina François relay that the match was fixed, the International Boxing Organization investigates as the Barbie Boxing Commission is up in arms about that so-called Image du Jour… “oh, the humanity.”

Across the news desk, The Cunt of Monte-Cristo vows revenge as De Sousbielle reports wearing horizontal stripes to protest the Gentric’s knockdown. Lorène vows VENGANCE because Justice ⚖️ is delayed by prehistoric drawings transmitted from a New York minute court.

Fo’ Fiddy Cent… Is it still Mexican Cinéma³ They today?

O.K. Compu°ta°Dora

HEROICONUEVO ORDEN

“O como dicen los franceses³”

But first, preliminary pôles Relay that David French is really, —Dutch… ⚾ let’s play Hardball. David grew Belge, but he was really a reject from the LUX, in that unholy triad, The BeNeLux. Fucker thinks that Le Mans is in Normandy.

³~. El Alternativo con Jorge Sal°daña

Objects in mirror are closer than a VAGOS rearview mirror.

 

³~. Roger that, for the next 55 minutes in Panamæ time… and then it’s “Hail, hail rock and roll”, motherfuckers!

After midnite’…

Don’t fo’get Colorado ⛷️

 

Money for nothing and your FRENCH RSA for “la Gloire de Marianne”. It all makes sense now, Mr. Hollande, I get it. Why not bring the entire CDMX to Saint-Germain-des-Prés? Yes, it’s been done before, but I am not going back to la ñ institute.

https ://mallorcainforma .com /2023/08/16 /prision-para-seis-jovenes-detenidos-por-una-agresion-sexual-grupal-a-una-joven-en-un-hotel-de-magaluf/

In local news, The Spanish government unjustly incarcerated 6 fine-French-fellows 6 from the Charolais and Limousine cattle farms. “la manada”, as the local newspaper in Palma de Mallorca refers to the 6 fine-French-fellows 6 , was sequestered by civil guard goons after a “snitch” at a local hotel called law enforcement officials to see about a British espontánea that was blaring a Nirvana song in the middle of the streets of MAGAluf.  

Dogs and Cats living together! Mr. Mayor, it’s the end of the world, “who Ewe gonna’ call? Casper the friendly fucking ghost? Good luck with that slime.

Sources close to la rue Gabriel y Champs Elysées relay that the man at la rue Honoré en Le Elysée is already making reservations at Le Meurice in Tuileries. FLORENCE Cassez is already drafting a battery of Public Funds grants to shoot a documentary about the ordeal of the 6 fine-French-fellows 6 from the Charolais and Limousine departments from France. Juanito Belmont is busy scoring the soundtrack, along with Max Guitar, and SoFy Velasco is AI-ing the script of esa corrida in Spain. 

Anuncio:

⚽ 💃🏿 vS 💂🏻‍♀️ ⚽

⬇️🎤… Thanks Obama.

 

Pago en especie:

with musical guest, Tropicalísimo Apache y su éxito del año del caldo en La Chingada, “La Burlona”, followed by Banda La Pobreza y El Conjunto La Mentira.

Aï-Ja—rai-ja

raï-ja-rai-ja

Jaï—Jara–Ja!

{and

Eye quotes:

Ja.

June, a vieja,

los miraba y se reía.

La comedia de AMLO, “let’s get some breakfast tacos” at Deaf Comedy Propaganda en El Museo del Correo National.

What I mean, Mr. Hollande, is that all that I asked Bruno and his Mexican cinéma brown-shirts (yes, it’s another edition of Godwin’s Law) was to respect the language clause, because there was a REASON for me (as a CCT holder) to not learn your stupid little faggety language. David Zonana 🎺 said it best in cinematography spic…

This work is for Mexicans, and Knot for the followers of Francisco Belmont en 👊 Paris Fréquence Plurielle.

 

La Gaviota, French édition.

 

Vacation They.

Ruby Tuesday… used to be Freeman in Georgia

Mary Mary, it’s Madness 🕴️

Well…. I did tell y’all that Them Majas were INSANE!!!

💃🏿 18 💃🏿

Salma Paraguas awaits Australia or England at the 2023 FIFA World Cup… “let’s get Physical”, Olivia, get that 🦐 out of yer’ Barbie because here come Katty Kay’s “lion-esas”.

En las EfEmérides de Julio ConWuerkas:

 —Día del Cinito Mexicano, Pepe “el toro” era el padrote de “Las Poquianchis”, el actor dirigía sus operaciones desde la Dirección de Tránsito, hoy en día, el esquadrón de la movilidad. Eso es neta, Ernest.

Last year to they:

https ://mexico .as .com /tikitakas/dia-nacional-del-cine-mexicano-origen- y-por-que-se-celebra-hoy-15-de-agosto

Tuesday’s Off.

 

La Mano Pachona de Bernardo Gómez in collaboration with Los Amigos de Georgina Moreno en Francia, and mexicana de télévision:

El Partido Colorado de Peña en Paraguay.

Synopsis:

If I tell you I’ll have to kill you. So instead, the producers would like to revisit la Carte Vitale (c. 2012) de la agencia amarilla del Seguro Social en Aulnay-sous-Bois, casi esquina con Salvador Allende y Charles De Gaulle 🛫, and conduct a comparative analysis with a thing Öüï likes to call “Catch-22³y los Hijos de Manuel Valls en Bobigny (Picasso’s place).

³~. Conflict of interest, con los organizadores de El Cinito Mexicano en Lilas, just a spit-a-güey from Le Cirque Électrique du 20eme… allí nomás cruzando la rue Borrègo.

 

En la radio 📻 pública de López Obrador en la Colonia Azteca de Samalayuca también cabe Paraguay, y hoy por ser día de la Asunción, Santiago, te comento que ni Molino³ crypt en la iglesia de Father James en Châtelet lo podría trian°gul°ar° mejor:

I like to Leave in a.m., Erika.

³~. Poquelin’s crypt, dit Molière.