If You Want To Destroy My Sweater — 1 dead French for Trump

In Paris France Friday The 13th is in Effect, and in Washington, D.C., the M.A.G.A./Republican party does not give a GOOD-goddamned-ABOUT a dead French soldier in the Middle East, not as much, Reverend Al, as an Israeli citizen in Detroit, MI.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip /le-jazz-en-ballotage

And, Deer mother of all MUNICIPAL WASTE!!! Jackie Alemany ; at last! Öüï has found your lost illegitimate cuata³ from-mom’s-vagina, Eye picked up a few fleas along the way, but lucky for that Dead French for Trump, Xoloitzcuintle is hairless so the ‘puces’ en el Guardarropa de François Mitterrand wont stick during the trip from La Seine to STYX.

99 and a 1/2 won’t do… Israel wants 100 % of Marianne’s réserves.

³~. a fraternal twin, not an identical twin.

Greasers beat Beaners… Gringos as usual come up on top.

Accept no imitators : Sunday, February 1st

Eating their own shit to the top 🎩

“What d’Ewe mean Eye don’t believe in God?”

… and Mika Brzezinski, you’ve Ho’id about Two Girls and, —it’s not one of those. Eye’s talking about two girls and a solo dance, not a SOLO 💩 CUP™ because that shit show is happening at PAM BONDI’s big new office with Lady Justice beaten and  laying on the ground.

MARCH 2026 ISSUE :

https ://www .theatlantic .com /magazine /2026/03 /pam-bondi-trump-doj-independence


Lucky 13
for 2026 on a Red Horse from the East also ride in the months of MARCH and November, all other “Friday the 13’s” are irrelevant.

Eye Ain’t Supertitious, when a black cat passes my door, or when BALDER cowboys than Mí ride along The Watchtower, fuck you Loki ; there can only be one joker 🃏.

 

And, Simone Sanders, you Bad Mama Jama, Ewe… don’t go calling someone a “cowboy” until you see him riding a horse. Off-course Simone Sanders, you can go ahead and ask Maya Rupert, she’ll tell Ewe : don’t let Ali Vitali lose the thread, which is why Öüï are up too early and to witness the Countdown To The Shutdown.

Bunny Dérangement Syndrome for Dummies 🪶🥊🐰… and in case anyone missed, IT!, according the the Rolling Stone, Peso Pluma will turn into a rock and roll bitch for Ewe, if one brings up politics into an interview.

 

Full Disclosure for the Reverend Al SharpTone:

For all Öüï knows, Hassan Emilio “ Peso Pluma” Kabande Laija and Benito Antonio “Bad Bunny” Martínez Ocasio hang out like Salvador Sánchez and Edwin Rosario ; or even Julio César Chávez and Héctor Camacho, playing bones and snorting coke.

Owning the steers.

Again, Simone Sanders, don’t go calling someone a cowboy only because his “coco” is wearing a Resistol™, especially if it’s coming out of your co-host binder… that’s right Eugene Daniels, Eye clocked yo’ass last Sunday before the lamest Super Bowl in JEERs, in JEERs!!! Thank God for that half-time show ; now it’s on to Munich.

French pornography… it’s part of the payload³

³~. And, “Know Your Value” Brzezinski, here’s political fiction from the “Cotton Hall” in Sam Donaldson’s mailbox.

Chin-chin qui no rigole.

 

Note to editors, fuck you. You are all a bunch of idiots:

I got you, babe. You wild, bitch! 🤠

 

Jump to Avignon ⚜️ Felipe IV, también conocido como “el guapo” en Avignon, is about to bury the Crusades in order to get a clean slate at the Bank. It’s Friday the 13, and isn’t that convenient.

Dear Lorde… someone (or something*) has kidnapped Jasmin

* Eye is looking at you Cousin Joe… you are a Sus•pect…

Stop the train!!!

Someone is serving Asparagus at Socrates trial.:.21B1A5FB-F43A-44FC-8963-33D121D08DF2 •|• Coming up on Good Morning Athens, Mika shows you how much she values her Bag.

But first, the new Map of the BBC, as viewed by Semolina Pilchard on BBC America:

They hurt you at home and they hit you at school
They hate you if you’re clever and they despise a fool
Till you’re so fucking crazy you can’t follow their rules
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be

The Egg Man
Goo goo g’joob, goo goo goo g’joob
Goo goo g’joob, goo goo goo g’joob, goo goo, period
..💍.

In Search Of Diderot – 8th entry, Laughter’s mom

Dear, Sarah Silverman: you are my 2nd favorite Jew; but we [the staff] don’t know if we could ever forgive you for “Fucking Matt Damon”… even if Jimmy has.

America’s Grand Vagina is located in the Great State of Arizona… in this these beleaguered DACA times that we live in it kind of makes sense, and NOW it’s beginning to make more sense since that Cunt, Arpaio, former sheriff [one-each] was spawned there. Our guess is that the Great States of Utah and Colorado account for them Super High Cesarean Stitches, then, eh?

Way to go on redefining the part of our bodies that should be ‘censored‘, and you know Sarah, you could have not brought that issue onto the table at a more appropriate time, because after all it said and done, —and the fat lady sings— and we all turn into nothingness, laughter is the best medicine; i KNOW that if there should be a thing call the ‘after life’ Dr. Ernesto “El Che” Guevara is clapping his hands [3] in approval for finally TEACHING AMERICANS, north of the Rio Bravo, about our naked bodies in a medically charted way.

Serendipitous Solidarity, o como diría El Chavo del Ocho: fue sin querer queriendo… Anygüey, Sarah, i’m sure you’ll find a Bolivian restaurant in the Great State of New Ha-Ha-Hampshire where you can find out all about don Ramón… In any case, congratulations to the brave Stella and her uncensored HULU brest’eses for being a transcendental bridge between parallel universes and ideologies; we [the] staff would have shown Scott’s magnificent uncircumcised penis, but HENRY KISSINGER wouldn’t respond to any of “The Hitch’s” request for “Declassified” photographs of Mr. Víctor Jara’s mutilated genitalia.

… More context follows.

🎵 Oh, happy days — oh happy days… Anygüey, Sarah, we [the staff] are running out of juice on this old iPhone that we are using to kill the writen English language with, we’ve got clumsy thumbs and Cousin Joe just won’t send that dang-on New X rated version iPhone; or is it iPhone X? Who cares, the thing is that we are struggling with Supplies and wouldn’t you know it: winter is almost here.

BTW Sarah, i personally loved your Bon Jovinesque rendition of “I love you,  America”, i even thought that you were from New Jersey…

The Street is My Gallery… Foto por: armando segovia / segoviaspixes 2017. —_— Rue du Jour on the West facing Pillars of l’Église St-Eustache; Quartier Montorgueil–Saint–Denis. —_—.  Anonymous stencil artist.

Stick around, more of Sarah Silverman’s context is about to unravel, next up: Ishmael meets the Westboro tribe.

TimeStamp: the bottom of Cousin Joe’s first hour: 12h30 CET


Hey there Violín de Azotea… We’re back.  

… Meet Brozo, and the man with the politically obscene pointing digit: president Enrique Peña Nieto, we [the staff] wish that on the next presidential election of 2018, his fucking hands, and those of Bernardo Gómez would get censored from the election process.

Yes, Sarah we Mestizos (or La Raza) are aware that you Hebrews have been around the block for a while, and while 80 years is not even half the life span of the founder of your tribal laws, a Patriarch who according to Scripture got to walk on his sandals to the ripe Old age of 175*, eight decades are in fact a very long time for a country to be having to put up with a Finger up its ass every time a new presidential election is ‘staged’ and the oligarchy wins.

Que no te haga bobo Jacobo…” y de paso, que Chinguen a su madre los de Molotov. =¡= Licenciado Brozo, el staff de este pinchurriento blog que usted y su pinche productora ignora (y qué bueno por eso) le pide a usted y a todo su equipo una disculpa por no haber agarrado de rebote esa su pinche transmisión en vivo por los interwebs, pero sabe asté de que “nos agarró el sueño” y pues no hubo de otra mas que la de jetear un rato; lo bueno, licenciado, es de que “implícitamente” comenzó usted, así de bote pronto, a incluir la aritmética política como segmento de diversión educativa en su chingado changarro con patrocinador, y sea como fuese, pues eso siempre es bueno. Disfrute sus vacaciones, o como diría Liam Gallagher: As You Were.

TimeStamp: 2200 hrs. CET… and midnight has gotten a hold of Denis… we must do a Frequency Hop onto Saturday in order to continiue with this tour, but as a Birthday Bonus here´s John at The Cavern:

Happy Birthday, John… and it’s  “the” One After 909.


Sources, links and Scriptures… we [the staff] love you Sarah.

1. La Jornada en Inglés: https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2017/oct/11/sarah-silverman-i-love-you-america-hulu-politics

2. proceso en Inglés: https://www.thenation.com/article/the-death-of-che-guevara-declassified/

3. The Washington Post in Spanish:

Just the facts, Ma’am…,” was the directive of  Sgt. Joe Friday; his voice must be read CON EL DEJO DEL PRESIDENTE Salvador Allende… S.V.P. —_—. Fair use of Dan Aykroyd.

http://www.elnuevoherald.com/noticias/sur-de-la-florida/article170763702.html