Tag Archives: Fernando Valenzuela — 1/11/1960 ⚾ 10/22/2024

Nevermind Cobain, Mirren… Kurt missed Hulkmania going the way of The Bolsheviks

Londonium, Oceania_ The British Bulldogs can not begin to comprehend how Winston Churchill is now the bad guy and Nirvana is somehow a place in Milton’s underground where Hope does rallies for The Reichswehr in at the War Theater.

But first, we switch it over to L’escale des Pirates en La Bendita Sorbonne, where Professor and CARPET BAGGER extraordinaire, John Mill Ackerman is “juxta-plexing” Pedro Salmerón Sanguíneos’ observation on the “recipients” of the 2024 Nobel Peas Prize for frijoles de l’Olla.

Billy Shakes and Pears… Democracy Dies when Print Media sells ads.

And if doña Eréndira profesora doubts the CONOCIMIENTO DE CAUSA of this last tú, paragraphs, then ask doña Hermenegilda en Etchohuaquila, Sonora… y de Echo Park aussi:

[Fernando] no daba molestias, comía de todo.

Lo en BEE hold 🗳️ 4 hrs. after Crystal made, IT! Clear

Sally is a Dodgers fan, aussi.

Need a code? Consult your Local ZODIAC ➕

 

It’s trou 🕳️ the very French invented mail, but the coq suckers conveniently neglected to discover the TIMESTAMP. Long story short, after multiple calls to Kay at the Riverside Co. Registrar of Voters (no relation to Katty) since the Spring it became clear, Crystal clear, that my ballot was probably lost in “the system” considering that the last correspondence from Art Tinoco (the big honcho of Virgin Bubble Choices in Riverside County) left The Gateway mailbox on October the 8th (El OCHO), and today being the 23rd of October 2024 after F.V. it was probably best to surrender my sufferage secrecy and FAX my #2 led-filled bubbles to Riverside and get it over with.

Over at THE COMIC RELIEF TOWN HALL, is La France ready for America’s Last Fling?

Still to come… The Adventures of Rabbi Jacobi & Myers in El Ey.

Well are Ewe, Daft Punks?

James Carvile must be Crushed! Now in amphitheaters or your nearest Colosseum

I remind Ewe’all, that it was Eye who buried Titus.

After the break it’s Fernandomania, and the blue Roman Legions de Álvaro Obregón.

… but first, it’s Jesus and The Pantheon of Gods, followed by The Church of Man Love on The Jimmy Kimmel Show.

Over at The Forum it’s DEER, AMERICA: I am a voter and my vote will not be secret, Mister “ART” Tinoco and his ballot shurning monkees will see all of my #2 led-filled bubbles for The Riverside County blues.

And here is why:

It’s Crystal Clear, just like K at the préfecture de Cité!!!

Because Marianne has consistently been holding my election related mail at The Post until after the election is declared done. This pattern goes dates back to 2016.

Over at the Circus Maximus, Willie Geist is hearing one about VAQUEROS, this particular Julio… is pitching COMA-LA en Nueva York. Juan Rulfo will Knot pragmatists Marxists in Wisconsin.

Synopsis : It’s a psyco-DRAMA-Killer, starring The Talking Heads and the Thriller Knight himself: Bubbles the Chimp. For the record, The Los Angeles Dodgers called, Gregory Josephus Haines is a Dodger Fan.

San Fernando (34) — knot the Valley

Play ball !!!

San Fernando de Navojoa.

It’s the bottom of The First and Vin Scully is at the Mound with Fernando stepping in as the relief pitcher for the narrating cabin where Scully made a name for himself in the heart of Jimmy Kimmel (an Evil Empire dissident to L.A.) and other assorted Brooklynites from the Evil part of The Atlantic in The U.S. A..

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Sonny Alarcón translates for the Unitele and Mundovision crowd on the Joe Scarborough Show:

Doña Blanca ⚾  está cubierta de « Muy Buenas Gracias, [y] Muchas Noches ».

and the hypocrisy of Congressperson Joseph Charles Scarborough the Third is revealing if not plain straight in BASEBALL’s phase.

Why even his beloved 40th USA President put on a Dodger Blue Tie 👔 in order to meet the Greatest from our neck of the desert 🏜️, Fernando Valenzuela and he (the Brzezinski’s in-law) didn’t  have the moral fortitude to mention “El Toro’s” death.

Hoy no hubo Mago Septién.

On yesterday’s Morning Mika Showroom, her companion, who she hitched from a Saturday Night Live (formally just Saturday Night) sketch, (Mika knew what she was doing, because off-COURSE Mika Bee she’s a good girl) Joe Scarborough said that he (and all of the Nation was a Dodger fan. The Hypocry

goooooo, Dodgers!

“Don’t fake it, baby …” Jesus is the ultimate sex symbol

The Church of Man Love, narrated by Nicole Wallace.

Long are the Theys, since Hitler was the greatest thing since trekking fleece was Michael Schmidt staple top.

Now-a-days, 👔Schmidt is dressed, directed, —produced! Like a real re-porter with a crew.

And to celebrate “El Día de Los Muertos” on TELEMUNDO, mister Wallace himself tap dances a jarabe zapateado on the tomb of PRINT media  ⚰️⚱️🪦

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People who know Anand Giriharadas, know, that Jesus is sexier than Sadie, Krishna and, Kali herself.

Still to come on Capitalist Baseball news, the Bank of America boys try to explain why the Red Sox suck Mookie Betts’ balls ⚾⚾⚾ that’s KKK for strikeout not ALABAMA in the hoods.

And, Matt Damon… Fuck You Too!!!
Sin Celery, Al Pacino.

goooooo, Dodgers!

Fernando Valenzuela – 34 (also a 🐦‍⬛ in Baltimore).

After the 7th Inning Stretch, Jimmy Kimmel will not talk about “El Toro” de Etchohuaquila, but that is only because Mike Barnicle does not think that it takes 60 seconds to talk about “a fucking Mexican”, accross The Atlantic.