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Senhoras em Gêmeos: El Gato Vol’Ad’Or 🙀

Minuto 35’… KEMPES SCORES!!! Unfortunately for Lula in Brasil, his national team’s COMMUNICATION DIRECTOR jinxed Cariocalandia when he instinctively dropped a “El Gato Bola d’Or” in front of the Whole Wide World of the Webs. Reached for comment, the President of the Dictatorship in that Kingdom dismissed the pussycat incident, as a normal Évry they event, “Pussies get thrown around here left and right”, said the the President of Qatar.

 

“ ¡Fue Horrible¡ »…

Y volar y volar 🌬️🎶

 

Say hey DERE good lookin’, in what  City of GOD did ya’ get your Educaçāo, —¿ en  🇧🇷 UA-KNOT OS  🇲🇽?

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Marco Antonio³ responds:

A huevo que en una escuela de perros.

But FO’ist, let’s take a Trip-2-Roma, where Boludo de Asis (François 1er) just shed a tear for Kiev, and where the Time Mag “Man of The Year” just told the Russian Orthodoxy to shove their papal tiara where The Kremlins don’t shine.

Cubana-hubana-ana
Cubana-hubana-ana
Cubana-hubana-ana
Cubana-hubana-ana (fue horrible)
Cubana-hubana-ana
Cubana-hubana-ana
Cubana-hubana-ana
Cubana-hubana-ana (y dice así):

 

Meanwhile at Kraut 🇩🇪 Central, the local retirement and tourism office of 🇫🇷 Saint-Jean-Cap-Ferrat (Paradise City for Russian Oligarchs), a local high-ranking official of the 👮🏻 Department of Economic Protection of THE NATIONAL POLICE 🕵🏻‍♂️, has issued a Papal Bull on the Roman Catholic representative of goD on Earth.

https ://www .dw .com /en /ukraine-pro-russian-oligarchs-flee-to-french-riviera /a-64036327

At the Fréjus en Var préfecture, which is also in France, the situation with the Pope’s tears has sparked the interest of the Very French (VF) to bring back the Roman See to Avignon.

https ://www .reuters .com /world /europe /pope-breaks-down-cries-while-mentioning-ukraine-public-prayer-2022-12-08

Over 50 Catfights in Abu Dhabi, Guarra-n-Tid

 

Over at the Arquidiócesis de Guadalajara, no-body, except for los GUARDADO de LA VEGA, shed a tear for “Au–Pairs” at EL PARQUE DE LAS GATAS.

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Well I’ll Be Damned! They do land on all fours. 💜

Reflexión : El parque de las gatas

💃🏻 Con ustedes, El Gato Vol’Ad’Or

Deer, Phat Basterd’: Take A Number!

All Thymes are from Central Europe, except when noted, in Hilo, Hawaii, where it’s always Pina Colada en Décalage.

We are experiencing technical difficulties, but whatever Ewe does, do not, Eye says again, do not mix your Maedas with your meadas. The first is a Samurai and the latter, Mi Agüita Amarilla. En fin, el primer duelo del Mil Máscaras is going on right now… 90′ + 4 y al parecer, habrá PENAL!!!

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Eye quotes:

It’s Trou, the only good Indian is a Mole d’Olla en Tandoori, long Odyssey short, it’s all Chinese to France, any how GO’ill de Niza, in Hindi asTROLLogy, MEDIA (kaus media) is referenced AS: Purvashada Nakshatra. Now according to the interWebs, The Lord of this system is Venus, whereas the symbol (MAC) is the TUSK of an elephant and IT’S deity is Apas — goddess of Waters ♒, period!

Ahora, our THYME Person of The Jeer is 🥁…

El Gato Bola d’Or!

“¡Fue horrible! »

Está es la historia de un gato…
😻     but FO’ist!      😻
On December the 1st, Öüï introduced Ewe,
=====        🧜🏻‍♀️          =====
to Argo Navis, ISSY, Denisa Kerschova,
this is where the MEDIA
ENTER the Seine.

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Previously on by the Numbers

Well get Joe Pesci and slap some Lip Stick on Mme. Reno 911.

Sinead O’Connor* had a SIRENE doppelgänger in Waco in a complicated case of Wakos.

Kerby (The Konformist¹) was a double mirror on… 🎶 🗣 I’m talking about—America, américa 🕶

But FO’ist!

PRESIDENT-Elect Joseph R. Biden sends the Ol’ smoke gets in my Eye signal as he travels back in time to warn a new nation about the… wait for it, wait, wait… a heck find out about it on the Katy Kur Show where someone is out of Uniform and it is Knot Mrs. Pink; and Ashley PArker… wait, wait, it’s coming, wait…

1. The Scene as seen by El Gato Volador

Lorem Ipsum .:. 00FE270F-67EA-434D-9C56-8B90A1B0235B .:. Yada, yada, yada — Context follows.

Attention editors:

According to the Automattic autosave, the battery inside of our transmitter extinguished itself at 22h40 (as it was charging, mind you) in record time, the gremlin attack is a well documented issue on the TIM APPLE troubleshooting forums; it goes like so, 1. The battery indicator shows the amount of energy –again, as the phone is plugged to a working outlet— reducing in power as opposed to accumulating a positive charge; 2. Visually there isn’t any noticeable anomalies of deformities present on the tip-end of the Tim Apple–brand charging cable kind, however, as i touch that particular end of the cable the plastic wrap that houses the circuitry of that mini board is very hot to my delicate finger prints*; 3. A quick check to the back of the phone and the other USB–end of the charging cable show no signs of deformities or of overheating when touched; 4. Once the battery drains, the Tim Apple—6 Plus transmitter screen goes Black (obviously… but because we’ve seen this RACKET TOO, Aussi) this time around we SAW WITH OUR OWN NAKD EYES that the Tim Apple-brand cable end melted a little cute dimple on the aforementioned plastic housing of the regulating mini-board of this crap.

So, without further to add on this troubleshooting ticket, please be advised that on account of a DELAY on the gadget hoy no hubo BFM… no insistas Adeline (dit François).

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* Ghetto Boys go here

Note to non-readers, Gremlin Attack forced u.s. to TURN  THE PAGE TOO, see you D.A.R.E. if you happen to be there; time now is in the opposite end of that there ombligo bee-low ⤵️

Sr. Ackerman, en referencia a la imagen del patrón de su distinguida Señora, abajo de un cartón del General de División, Francisco “Pancho” Villa, Doroteo Arango dice que mejor no. .:. ¡par de Putos! • — ⚾️ — • Play Ball, motherfuckers, it’s Round Three 🥊, period!

1. As heard on The Tom Lykas Show (some of the names have been changed to protect the cartoons) … https ://www .konformist .com

Hoy no hubo Deadline – The Ghetto Boys

Enero 19, 2021
Inauguration Eve… They Time

We begin the transmission with Yesterday news… and you can check with Hallie Jackson, because Garret Haï–qué‽, that there cigar and it’s faithful partner in crime-cer, the fucking cigarx under an angry man were the Smoke Signals that the FOX News network does not want you to know about.

Lorem Ipsum follows…

Well, how’bout that Olivia Troy, Nicole is a “Bald-headed…?”,  Anyone?… Eugene Robinson?… Anyone?

Departing Screen-grab not available… stay tuned for updates. .:. For the record, when Mme. Obama moved in  the FOX News crew foresaw the Rose Garden turned into a ghetto barbecue parking lot (or something like that), the SAD SAD reality is that their opportunistic President (Trump)turned it into a trailer park kegger wraslin camp.

“Homegirl,” said Jason Johnson.
Close, but not quite, said the « quema cocos* » in charge of conducting the last Two Hours before the Eve of Donald John Trump’s departure from The White House.

*Please ask a BFM’er TV ‘CHOLO’ or, The Mexican Academy of Language or, it’s very incomplete diccionario —because it is, Dra. Muñiz and that’s a fact; ask Mí why— what a “quema cocos” is in ghetto-speak.

Music for Silent Mexican Movies from The Year of Mexico in France, part deux… goes ⤵️

Eye is nothing Moore than a Drop in The Ocean… ISSY: LED ZEPPELIN GOES HERE.

Anyhow, Rachel Maddow… [M’]ember that speech that President Macron delivered immediately following the events of the 6th of January at the CApitol? Well, if you can read between lines this is what transpired as i maneuvered the common room of an already mentioned exclusively open club (for members only, of course) and if you are Knot reading this, it is now only one day or rather 38 hours according to CongressSenatorLord O’Connell before the inauguration of the next COLD WAR with a place called Russia.

Also, nevermind the BrEaKiNg report about the infiltration of home-trained terrorists of the National Joke under the review of an old General Honoré, no disrespect for “the guard” but what if a Lieutenant Colonel of the 1st Weekend Regiment is employed by a Qanon fuck? What then?

AND RACHEL, breaking the news as you literally hand over the baton blue to the Last Word before the BriWi Show (literally) it goes like this and it is on the same track of my fellow Russian exile who stuck a spoon in the big Nutella®️ jar on Sunday night, then licked the nougat off of the spoon and immediately proceeded to stick the same motherfucking spoon into the aforementioned confiture jar. Luckily… yada, yada, yada, a firewall in the organizational chart there caught the “little Russian expat”, admonished his ass on THE SPOT, and disposed of the fucking (fake) chocolate spread in the trash. TO THE CREDIT OF the rest of the ex-Soviets in the room, i did make out the words “kulture General” in the middle of all of the Cyrillic alphabet rap that rained on that pétulant baby-faced son of a bitch. So Rachel, what are you? Russian? Stop nabbing the Breaking News if there is literally a passing of the Baton in real stride. Now go catch a trout in the river under The Brooklyn Bridge, and eat it this time and don’t you DARE put that fucking CAUGHT FISH (back into) in the stream.

Now about that speech that Mr. Macron directed at all of u.s. at The American City (experiment) in Babylon TWO, it went down like this… and off-course Jason Johnson the following must be read in a Brian Williams dressed as “El Gato VOL-Ahhhh-DOHR” Dominican voice:

1. The scene

2. The setting

3. The delivery

4. La “Jiribilla*“

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* Check wit La Academia de La Lengua Mexicana y su diccionario de mexicanismos mexicanos.

 

 

Couche-Tard with them Canucks… it’s a « No Go » zone

“goD has a Word for that³ »:

They are going to tell you that the monopoly of prices (Monoprix en Brasil) and the Canadian version of the Piggly Wiggly (Couche Tard) PACS* is both a financial and sanitary restrictions cooperative…

And still to come, if she so desires on or at around noon, the Front National guide-on Marine La Pluma… for the occasion, BFM’er TV prepared an opposites-parallels capsule showcasing the one thing that Them United States of America guarantees with Liberty and Fuscas¹ for all… titled:

Oh, the fuck’n IROny, Yasmin!
Or,
is it just the Circle of spots²?

The good thing is that one of Donald Trump’s executive legacies will include the reduction in troops in the territories where Liz Cheney’s dad made a lot of bucks. 🐇 In context, the good U.S. Representative-at-Large for the same state where her dad used to lay telephone line (Why-oh-ming) is probably atoning for her father’s excursions; or maybe Madame Representative is the King Slayer that motivated Mayor Giuliani to call “trial by combat”… I mean, this people have Sex With Their Parents³.

But FO’ist it’s another edition (for the FO’ist time) of, “What The Fuck, Yasmin Vassoughian?”… WTF, Yas? Starring Yassmin Vassoughian.

We begin WTF, Yas? With our favorite Saturday and Sunday morning cartoon of Lindsey Reiser… LINDSEY!!!, HEY, LINDSEY… meet me at the corner of Marvin and Gaye for Military Vehicle Identification refresher course, but FO’ist, let’s take a closer look at our favorite Generals, over—

[Radio Silence, or Listening Silence Fa-Fa-Follows]

“Esta’z laïs—toria DEA-un Gato (punto y coma) está el Gato Tom, está Don Gato… pero todo el Mundo Quiere Ver?”… Anyone?, anyone?, David Jolly? Anyone? Which Cat does the world wishes to see? — Anyone?

—_*_— Cienfuegos update

Lorem ipsum Dolores Hidalgo Chingue A Su Madre El/La que deje Algo

Say there Mª Teresa Kumar what ever happened to the former Mexican president, Enrique de Jesús Peña Nieto’s, military bodyguard? M’ember him? You know who i mean, right? The one that Minister Ebrard succeeded to get a PARDON for; m’ember him? He was nabbed in El Ey by the D.E.A. while he (the military guarda espaldas) was shopping for this and that. Man, that Marcelo Ebrard is a heck of a diplomat, proving that Mexico, like the Very French, never leave a political picke in a foreign jail.

💯🔥 🆙📆 —_*_—

🗣 Medhi Hassan built my Hot-Rod… it’s a love affair, mainly Medhi and my Hot Rod… [Yeah, fuck it].

… and then Black Spy’s boss-man, Jim Cavanaugh, sends the ol’Irish “nick-o’the thumb on the lower lip signal”, tell me Sir, who does good in prison? The privileged crooks that’s who. How many of those did you frame into a cell?

Heck the only individual that love prisons are the same MotherFuckers who have the monopoly of confiscation on the highway, Junior Brown, you know the kind, these unionized thugs with a badge will confiscate the tuition CASH of anyone who does not look like a full-grown trust fund baby, especially in the South… How Do You Think, Lindsey Riser, that them HOT WHEELS in police regalia comes from Tax Paying Dollars?… Silly, Wabbit, tax paying Dollars are reserved for the most Violent Political Party in God’s dying Earth and they go by the name: The Republicans. And yes, check the TALE of The Tape; pound for pound the most Wars on Record since the IV F.R. was dissolved and later occupied; ask Ah-nold Corn[s] from “The Church of Man Love”, Ah-Nold will tell produce a video for ya’. This is WHO öüï Are.

On a serious note: HEY, LINDSEY! That last interview that you and your sidekick just finished, was a Ray of Light on your last Trump Era Talking Head post. Good comeback on that advertorial for a failed prison system, in the form of experts from a former failed system cop.

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1. Fuscas: Let’s ask the Diccionario de Mexicanismos Mexicanos de La Academia Mexicana de la Lengua Mexicana de los mexicanos… De Aztlán. De arranque, Raquelito, you can CHECK with Pulitzer Prize Winner, Eugene Robinson, —he will tell you that in Sao Paulo, a FUSCA is a German Beetle.

2. Spots: This of course are the Television spots; The Evil Television spots; for mor on that, here’s El Gato Volador, and the tale of “Don Gato y su pandilla”.

3. “It’s, Hey Motherfucker! »: según Lou Reed.

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