Tag Archives: Doublespeak

As an undocumented tourist³, Eye needs all the help that he can get

³.~ Arrêté interprétatif {or} as Los Amigos de Francia en México call it², DOUBLESPEAK.

Eye… that motherfucker, gots The Joker 🃏.

Truth, activism {and} consequences. = ∞ = Across The Atlantic, a Princeton University professor was talking about this. In this arc of that circle that, Eye, was telling you about last night, Georgina y su compinche, Sergio Avalúos*, could have spoken thruth-TO-power at the various “cinèma festivals” where the Peña Nieto administration was spreading it’s its social attenuation “committees”… or 1901 Associations. Bad the done so had those two Coq suckers done so in 2013 to 2018, there would have been consequences, but that would mean getting blacklisted by ‘papi’ Le Coq… And Ewe all know what Coq Suckers morena-rancia is. Morena-francia loooooves to suck a Coq’s bone dry, and that’s a fact.

².~ ‘member now, GEORGINA MORENO, two things may be TROU at the same time. Like say, the Mexican transformation that promotes the obliteration of CENOTES that happen to be below the TRACKS of your political party’s “Tren Maya”, and the way that you tore your blouse in public [figuratively se puede transformar en “rasgarte las vestimentas“] to protest against FRACKING during the COP 21, in 2015.

You can laugh, when your dreams
fall apart at the seams…

And in the role of Jim Croce… Hold on…

Fallen Angels
Track One: Young At Heart

The [Russian’s] Apprentice [agent] | PERFORMANCE REVIEW

From TINYpulse® to tinyHANDS.

[The following must be read in a Brian Williams voice
and framed with the talking head visual of Cousin Joe,
in the role of Edward R. Murrow].

“🎵🎵 In Europe and America there’s a growing feeling of HYSTERIA…”, not in Gordo’s wildest dreams of a Blue Turtle would he have thunk that the Ruskies would have the President of The United States in their pocket.

Good afternoon, today is Thursday, July 19 2018.
Today’s report features an exclusive peek at one of the most unheralded tools of international espionage: an agent’s performance review.

… right now, it’s 14h20 in Central NATO Time.
Stick around, we’ll be right back
FYI: Mika & Cousin Joe have the morning off.
Do not adjust your settings, Willie Geist is in Control.

Dear Beck Dorey–Stein;

Why in the Whole Wide World of Sponsored Sports would the Trump Administration require, or WANT a Stenographer in one of the corners??? of the Oval… now that, Willie Gueist is a Curve of a title, eh! Anygüey, we [the staff] failed Geometry so we’re not gonna get into the Angle of Beck Dorey-Stein’s memoire, except to say that Donald Trump would not need a full-time team of stenographers when Vlad “The Man” provided our current president with ‘bugs’ and microphones all over the White House, Trump Tower, and of course, the motherfucking PENTAGON.

Performance Appraisal

  1. Ackerman, S., “U.S. Officials ‘at a Fucking Loss‘ Over Latest Russia Sellout“. Via: Persona Non Grata at “the” Daily Beast… with additional reporting with Stein, S.