From TINYpulse® to tinyHANDS.
[The following must be read in a Brian Williams voice
and framed with the talking head visual of Cousin Joe,
in the role of Edward R. Murrow].
Good afternoon, today is Thursday, July 19 2018.
Today’s report features an exclusive peek at one of the most unheralded tools of international espionage: an agent’s performance review.
… right now, it’s 14h20 in Central NATO Time.
Stick around, we’ll be right back
FYI: Mika & Cousin Joe have the morning off.
Do not adjust your settings, Willie Geist is in Control.
Dear Beck Dorey–Stein;
Why in the Whole Wide World of Sponsored Sports would the Trump Administration require, or WANT a Stenographer in one of the corners??? of the Oval… now that, Willie Gueist is a Curve of a title, eh! Anygüey, we [the staff] failed Geometry so we’re not gonna get into the Angle of Beck Dorey-Stein’s memoire, except to say that Donald Trump would not need a full-time team of stenographers when Vlad “The Man” provided our current president with ‘bugs’ and microphones all over the White House, Trump Tower, and of course, the motherfucking PENTAGON.
- Ackerman, S., “U.S. Officials ‘at a Fucking Loss‘ Over Latest Russia Sellout“. Via: Persona Non Grata at “the” Daily Beast… with additional reporting with Stein, S.