Oh, the Irony —Chad

Alicia Menendez reports from Jacob’s St.

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Vaya, vaya, Bhaaa–íah, Eye does not want to spoil, IT!, to El Paso County Judge, Ricardo Samaniego… but did you sir, really think that Bill Sanders, and the Consejo  Empresarial de Santa Teresa Hotel and Casino would allow the KLAQ Crowd to stop selling “tamales” to La Migra (emigrantes if youse a “humble” Tigres del Norte fan) all Along The Watchtowers of Mesa Blvd. and Paisano Drive?… hasta parece que usted, señor, haven’t had your Chicos Tacos since you were voted into the Gavel Swinging Bigotones club de Barnett–Harley Davidson on I-10 East… casi esquina con Geronimo, Jérôme. Gooooo, Miners!


En•Spirit, pues… Alicia Menendez, just so them D.A.R.E. dang-on Seminoles en La Florida, pues, entiendan la puta nota .:. 7C201BB0-D70B-4F34-92CB-784F4F6237E5 🛶


Good morning, Riser… STOP THE PRESSES!!!

Avi Velshi is bringing back the ERIC CANTONA look… oh, the balls on The Velshi to start his Sunday show with a lifted sports blazer collar. This can only mean that the next time that the powers “that be” shoot non-lethal bullets to the feet of Avi Velshi, our international spy master will proceed with the appropriate response, which of course itis Flying-TACOS (cleats) to the face.

Now, Alicia Menendez, don’t go throwing actual Tacos to belligerent assholes, “Tacos” in this particular exercise are protrusions on the S.O.U.L. of a shoe… is IT!, any wonder that a synonym for cleats, is S.T.U.D… only if you are a fan of 1950’s pulp fiction D.C. Comix-es-es. ¡Ese!


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Las Fuentes de doña Popoff*:

Solitario Charles de Gaulle

*pronounced with a Cuban accent.

Breaking Brokaw’s News

… We [the staff] interrupt our:

—Spc. Che, Counseling Report.
—John M. Ackerman, memoire.
—And the DACA Debacle.

… to bring you this report about Legendary Correspondent, Tom Brokaw.

Dear Gral. Brokaw,
With all due respect, what the fuck was that about the Ciudad Juárez–El Paso Borderplex?
Lines of factories (Chinese maquilas) that provide housing to their employees? ¡Neta Kabrón! We are not talking INFONAVIT here, are we?
I personally witnessed this in 1995-96 during my tour at Camp Casey (high on cocaine; and all that good stuff, Casey Jones was the real deal man… And that Filipino bar hostess da-BomB) man, i miss those days.
Anygüey, Gral. Brokaw, i’m going to have to start my troop-leading procedures for when things just don’t add up…
Yup, Gral. Brokaw, i’m going to have to cross check this with my friends at LA NOTA NOSTRA y el puente negro en Ciudad Juárez (Chihuahua, Mexico) to see about this apparently new labor deal development; after all Gral. Brokaw, it was the unusual hours and the distance traveled for factory female workers, which eventually factored in, as you know, into the formula of “la cosecha de mujeres” and Jay-Lo’s ‘Muertas de Juárez’, movie.
BEST REGARDS, and admiration,
Sgt. (p) armando segovia
PS… Please tell Cousin Joe that during last years holidays he already wore at bathrobe and slippers to work.

… and you know what, BSir-Chevalier: Zita Arrocha, professor [one-each] at UTEP, won’t let me lie about context like this.

FASHION REVIEW 2017 follows… Watch/Read this space.