Tag Archives: Allegretto — Louvre

Same STING, different Angle 📐… The Police

Breaking news, in local news:

Eh_En el Noh_OMBRE del cielo 🎶 Oh_Os pido posada, pues Noh_Oh puede AND{ar}—Mí {y} Esposa, Amada.

In Hilo, Hawaii it’s the 23h o como dice el francés en rue Sentier… TEN de la mañana in So It Goes…

https://www.insidethegames.biz/articles/1131939/ioc-threat-to-boxing-paris-2024

For the Fifth light! Your Clutch sucks 🕎 period!

Keschovas has left the building, Bitch’s Been Eeh-Vick-Ted… again.

Sources close to, “the pusher” relay that … Denis Soula, that motherfucker, CRACKed OPen a Sandinista special on DEM “hard pipe–hittin’ niggas” on Yester They “allegretto junior », and Neymar 🇧🇷 could knot, resist.

 

Dr. Poisson won’t let Mí lie: your FRAME is bland, to say the least.

But seriously, Eye took apart your rig and the Motel de Matiñon 👮🏻 is overcharging for the bloody curtains and the cum’ soaked sheets.

At the Moo-vies: Andrew McCarthy stars as the inspiration to Lamborghini, the movie, not the brand, Eye mean, just look at that Duck, of course Ewe would have to triangulate Molly’s Ring in Paris so that the Emily crowd knows what them Revvies are talking ‘Bout 🥊

Dresden cielo? Una hermosa mañana, qu’est-ce que c’est?

“Tú times”…

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Nathalie Piole, now that the Big Elephant 🐘 is out of the cabin… it’s Tannenbaum cuttin’ time now.

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Nathalie, my love…
Por adelantado, excelente show!

In Extra-terrestial news 📰 NASA successfully completes its ARTE🚀MISA Mission and not to be outdone by the US, the UAE installs a Louvre Museum (Éphémère, any how) at le Champ de Mars.

 

🌬️🎶 Des d’El cielo una hermosa mañana

La guadalupana

La guadalupana…

_ y otras frivolidades de EmiLie à Paris.

Those stairs where tourists are about to sit their ASS, are from the resin tears 😭 of a Tannenbaum!!! Phat Basterd’…

Elvis is Still Mika’s Cringe!

 

Speaking of frivolidades, we last left our Escaleras-building Foo’s… wait for entry signal

Ladies in Gemini, Artemis is on the intercom, listen up 🛩️, and pay no attention to Eartha’s Jaguar 🐆, it’s expendable.

Tale of The Tape — ATTAL v. HIDALGO

 

“Bright are the stars that Shine,” dicen las ranas 🐸 en DesPax Sio.

Tale of The Tape

Please stand-by for feligreses, o como dicen en la embajada de Qatar en el Arco del Triunfo,  paroissiens.

Breaking news!!!

Denisa Kerschovas Quits Allegretto 🤦👃👃👃

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In Local News… Sinema du Jour.

 

From the desk of the Paris Tourism Board_ 12/12/2022. Rumors around the new espresso machine at francemusique are that the illegitimate Basterd’ spawn of Phyllis Diller, a Frog named Goo, ¡¡¡ WTF!!! No wait that’s another decade, scratch that, go again Goo, a frog named Chrysteau DILYS, gaslighted Kerschovas out of la Maison de La RaDi–eau.

Sit-Reps³ from the marauding benevolent folks of the Perpetual gaslit Candle of The Maltese Cross relays that Denisa Kerschovas was last spotted in the process of pitching a Quechua™ tent next to the Egyptian wing of the head of The Man Of Paris² on the Quai François Mitterrand next to le Jardin de l’Infante.

Raising n’ARIZONA.

 

Insanity ensued when Kerschovas took on the full role of an SDF and re-nativitized as The Venus de Miles 🎺🎺🎺… Issy, Eye can do this all—They, not only to the GO’ill de Niza.

²~. See Scott Onstott’s “Secrets in Plain Sight”, Paris chapter.

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Still to come when Tuesday’s Gone, it’s another episode of Wednesday.

 

¿A Poco Si?… La Opinión de Fenster, our copy editor