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Take That, Alix… Jesus Christ, it’s contemporary with Virtual Insanity³

³~. … and that annoying conveyor belt prop

Quite de Quito — Olé! , followed by The Return of The Space Cowboy.

 

Immigrants and taxes, they make no sense in any direction… en fin Virginie Hillside-Levy, when that barrier breaks Ewe knows that Zeppelin makes a cameo in Nice.

In the mean times, nevermind “La Mancha” because all the buzz is about The Bard, Mescal sin gusano 🐛 de Oaxaca.

FYI : Acronym Nation

For DOSE out of the loop, Alix was tasked with announcing ROGER MARIS’ 61st home run in 1961, that feat (Maris’ homerun) would break the great “Bambino’s” home run scores in a single season, something equivalent as to some pretty-boy band crooner smashing The Beatles nº 1 hit record with 16 in the bag 💰. Any 🦉 hoot, when asked what team Maris played with/for, Alix had the biggest brainfart in BFM’er history. Take That, Alix d’Auge, you are the Spice flavor of the week, —girl.

La Cágaste Kylian Mbappé, featuring David Summers

NOW IS KNOT the time TO TALK ABOUT THE WEATHER ☁️ 🌡️ ☁️ because it’s Ringo STARR’S birthday which, hcoincidentally matches THE ALASKA STATEHOOD ACT. Look it up KATTY KAY 🤩 It’s Raining Down In Texas and all of the Verizon Lines are down 🎸 🇨🇺 Hail, hail Harvey Oswald, and Fuck the lying 🤥 C.I.A..

A tail of two sirens… narrated by some nereid from the river Jordan.

Los Hombres G

vS.

Daft Punk

En bref, Una De Vaqueros.

 

But first, That Dumb Fuck, Donald Trump stars in the Western Classic

Remember The Guadalupe, Bitch

Synopsis: a spoiled silver spoon Vietnam Era draft-dodger cuts funding for The Federal Emergency Management Agency and TEXANS die starring Davy Crockett as the hachet man with the Bowie knife.

NOW IS THE TIME TO HUNT for undocumented MEXICANS in TEXAS, you crippled—fuck Governor of REDNECKS.

“¡A todos los que quieren y amán a Marilyn Monroe!!!

Es cosa del otro jueves…

³~. Ángel Fernández (Standard Charter²)… Y que chingue a su madre “La Doña”, Félix.

What A Fool on The Hill Believes 🔫 sponsored by Ol’McDonald… Hey, 19th!

²~. Le Parisien N⁰ 24182, page 7, —ed. 

https ://www .tsfjazz .com /programmes /made-in-china /2022-05-26 /19-00

⚽⚽⚽ Now Öüï knows WHO The Parisians are rootin’ FOUR.

…⚽ “Half-time Show‽… Öüï don’t need no–Half-time SHOW!!!

Come Away With Mí

Texas!!! I can’t fucking “Believes” that Chuck Norris let Norah Jones down.

Rocking in the USA — “Why are you in Congress?”

Gansitos

Austin City Limits follows after the lista más perra de todas las manchas urbanas en Uvalde.

“So it goes… Kilgore was here” Kurt Vonnegut.

Thé Mexican president sends his condolences, to the dead shooter’s family.

And, Nicolle, if you think that I am an asshole, Eye am Eye, but it is still Stranger than Fiction, for translation ask Any of The Castro’s in San Antonio.

The Luis Posada Carriles backstory… If you have ever wonder why the C.I.A. called him “BAMBI”. AMERICAN terrorists.

… The most dangerous place in Texas, said The Governor of that state speaking from a wheelchair as he rolled up an access ramp 📐🦼 are Elementary schools, 🔫, period!

Can you put a graph on that?

Sponsored by the Gun Lobby and Deutsch Industries … “Recuérdame”

 

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