Author Archives: Armando Segovia

Vulgar Display of High Schools — gooooo, Panthers!

Plazas of carnage… that’s what my testimony was to the Trocadéro « committee» but all that they wanted to hear was, “estamos hasta la madre” by Sicilia y Los Ciudadanos por “La Paz”. That is how i learned that i was not how i thought that ‘they’ saw me, and if your name is Arquitecto Leo Orellana, that was Talía Olvera’s point, why with her being the ring leader of the Chapulines del P.R.I. en esa plaza llamada Trocadéro.

Australia is the enemy

 

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In recent days, going on two weeks now, i wondered if I am the only one who misses the Jeffrey Epstein’s coverage and all of those circumstantial situations about nothing on the Curb Your Value segment of the Morjo Show.

Verbatim : Exodus on 3111: “We decided to go hard with the leadoff single 3111. The song is about the narco killings in Juarez, and 3111 is the estimated number of murders for 2010 alone.”
The official video is too brutal for YouTube and is being denied. It will be released in its entirety at a later time and place.

https ://eddietrunk .com /exodus-announces-new-album-goliath-shares-first-single

⬛⬛⬛ so there you have it Volks, key word (four numbers) there in mister Trunk’s review of Exodus’s first track on their new album is 2010, which takes this most non-consequential blog back to la plaza del Trocadéro y los Amigos de Javier Sicilia en París. Issy-Jorge-Harmodio, PABLO GLEASON kind of looked (at that time in 2010) like Kirk Hammett, it’s not a compliment it’s just a fact.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2026/03/10 /falsa-seguridad

Cárcel Cacahuatera… it’s like a Banana Republic but with incompetent prison guards as opposed to corrupt bureaucrats at New York’s finest, the MCC.

Now, i don’t know but I’ve been told, that when little ol’Eye let his hair down Öüï looks like Cronos of VENOM fame, but that’s just people talking.

 

Eye ran and they insist that Knot until Barbara sings

Öüï, they, and Évry French agree, Mr. President…

White Night follows, with very Special Guest : KREATOR and EXODUS… plenty of Carcass-es—ese so don’t forget the NAILS 🤘🏼.

 

It ain’t over until the Phat Lady sings.

Meanwhile in Hell, Joe Scarborough supports “Marco Rubio for President,” and the Yankees beat Mexico with the aid of Bean town.

“Hostis Humani Generis”… Vivimus aetate qua societas divisionibus et inimicitiis imbuta videtur, ubi satis est aliter esse ut in conspectum venias. Gary Holt, loquens cum Periodico Metalliano, n. CLI, Februario/Martio MMXXVI³


³~. Pig Latin translation courtesy of Deepl 

P. 49 … We live in an epoch where society seems saturated with divisions and hostility, where all it takes is to be different to become a target. Gary Holt speaking to Metallian Magazine, n° 151 February/Mars 2026.

Banned from YouTube, like a cheap Peso Pluma narco corrido en Siempre en Domingo con Raúl Velasco (75020).

 

Up next : Prom Queen Carcass from Ridgemont High… starring Sean Penn as the White “pusher”.

 

… and Marjolena Porten-Kaltendreaming

Now, y’all heard the one about Mama Cass :

Pushing Daisies (NOW) or how I learned to love the raW ⏰ woИ.

 

[Badum Tisch]

https ://en .wikipedia .org /Rancho_San_Francisco#Discovery_of_gold

it’s not one of those, this one is about the legend of California Dreaming and a tree, it involves un tal “tío Felíz” que por consecuencia llegaba from the School of Mines next to Fort Bliss, but Évry one knew that doña Jacoba’s uncle was from a Mexican university with a major in Minas 💅🏻 and a minor in Horticulture 🧅

Hoy no hubo sopa… according to Peter

Ai’ght then, why the fuck not, throw the first Sinner to The Stone.

That’s, “Grotesqué tú”, Yahoo.

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“Just because you invite someone into  ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
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everyone else in that room safe by 
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them being there, that’s not inclusivity.
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That’s exploitation.”
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y entonces no se ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ dando pauta y dispensando al mismo tiempo lorem ipsum.

https ://www .reddit .com /r /BlackPeopleofReddit //jayme_lawsons_brilliant_take_on_the_baftabbc/

It’s all Greek to me — No Entiendo ni JOTA!

 

… in Washington, to celebrate the U.S. first-ever ever amphibious attack in the history of the 13 original Land Grabs of the world del Mundo de Le Monde (in Veracruz) the United States of America is putting on a dog-and-pony show for the survivors of the 7 soldiers who died (apparently) in a video game scenario of sorts.

And in Columbus, New Mexico, Elise Jordan is celebrating the 110th Pancho Villa Days Fest, for the occasion and not to be outdone by Jackie Alemany’s, Adela Micha’s wardrobe, Jordan takes on the role of ‘Generalissima’ wearing a matching chartreuse-vest to Bo Catlett’s Dijon Mustard suit³.

How many degrees between Pershing and Villa?… Ask Patton at Fort Knox, Kentucky, vía —RANCHO SAN FRANCISCO.

³~. Like the one that Delroy Lindo wore in front of the In-an-Out Burger at Westchester and Sepulveda next to LAX.

At the time (1916) Jordania’s great-great grandma was the Fort Bliss Public Relations CO, and the first to give the news to the West Texas Town district commander, General John J. Pershing who in turn would disturb President Wilson’s morning round of golf in Washington, D.C. before his (EXCELLENCY’s) noon-time breifing on interventionalist efforts around Uncle Sam’s ‘backyard”. On that particular morning, President Wilson was supposed to have a ‘banana split’ (from Honduras), but instead the Nobel Prize winning executive received a shot of tequila from the Ciudad Juárez Diario de El Paso, or something like that.

And just like that, gone ⏰ it’s 10h CET¹

¹~. 05-hundred hours EST

If only…

 

And, Paola Ramos, you can now relay to your dad that Öüï have it on good authority that Jackie Alemany is going with the “all business” Adela Micha look for today’s International Women’s Day. Not bad just a little too much Sheen on the lacrimal glands ; it’s normal considering that Micha cut her teeth after “La Rosa de Guadalupe” and “Siempre en Domingo,” time slot on UNIVISION (KMEX-34).

Houses of The Holies

 

Any güey, Jonathan Capehart, do you know how many degrees are between Homer and Mexico?

Answer : One, but you have to go to Kenya first, without going to jail…

Let Mí guess… the horse is Arabian?

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Hoy por ser el mes de “las viejas”, te venimos a peinar

Entonces pues, Stéphanie Daniel, you are gonna like the way that “las más cabronas” legislate.

Las más postizas son más cabronas que bonitas ; Los Horóscopos de Durango vía María Isabel de Ayamonte en Huelva.

💃🏻 Antes Muerta Que Sencilla 🤠

Mexican Parliamentary Association of Women for Feminist and Inclusive Commerce

The Woman in Red, March 8th, 2026.

 

Meanwhile in some forgotten municipality in the jungles of southern México, under the ever present presence of the very real “disaperance” monster, local officials instruct the women in their districts to “create their own ‘forensic kit’”.

Mexican Di°putada de mujer, Di°ana Sánchez Barrio, recommended the “Delux” forensic kit from the Kind Laboratoire de L’Oréal in Levallois, Île-de-France, just in case “la niña blanca” comes to take You away, with EYES WIDE SHUT.

She’s Roasted like El Pollo Loco… ese

President Trump is not invited.

President Trump is not invited.

 

Issy-it’s-pink around them Bones 🍗 now unlike them chicken wings changing the world “prendra”, como dice F. Montreynaud, un certain de temps ; changing the words, Montreynaud adds, ” c’est possible toute de suite”.

F. Montreynaud, in “Les femmes sont des salopes, les hommes sont des don Juan” ; La Maison Hachette, 2023

Sous les jupes les SLACKS de Jackie

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Deer, Isild de Besco… ya chole con tu don Juan (parole X3)

Note to the good people of Meudon :

Öüï, the staff of this most non-consequential blog, strongly discourage the use of A.I. translation options offered by most if not all interwebs browsers on account that in love and war, nuttin’ is reel and nothing to get hanged, —about.

To they Öüï remembers : Sous les jupes de Fip.

Aussie down under, please relay to the PUTOS at La Maison HACHETTE, that Eye don’t select the spin cycle at francemusique and that I most-certainly do not own a crystal 🔮 ball so no, yo no puedo predecir los news cycles, ni predecir lo que saldrá en cada post. Ewe dig, nigga?

En Algún Lugar — No one wants to fight for Israel

https ://www .gannett-cdn .com /2026/03/05 /USAT /vpc-marine-removed-from-congressional-hearing

These Are My Credentials

Doppelganger express… Iguanas Ranas.

https ://www .military .com /2026/03/05 /marine-veteran-removed-senate-hearing-after-protest-over-us-policy-toward-israel

In local news, Meudon amaneció nublado and Ringo Starr’s gone country. Over at the Hillbilly Elegy section of the Appalachian jobs report it’s “The Permanently Poor”, immutable circumstances that guarantees a spot with Jesus when they die because as the Vice-president’s wife says on Christmas Day :

Kids and resilience… Parole-parole, dang on it, Marjolena, Ewe told Susana and now my CERA is hard like a crayon.

Blessed are the poor, for thiers is the kingdom of heaven ; but for now God bless Peter Thiel and the “disrupters” that gave U.S. Trump.

As Eye was saying, Niño Luc, “todas”… so don’t be naive like tonight’s Blanche 🇩🇿 Sauce, with PuBeda on the 🎙️ mic.

Issy-aussi-MEUDON, “just-like A Prayer, Eye’ll take Ewe D.A.R.E.

Y como decía Starsky :

Todas las viejas son putas, according to García Márquez’ memorias.

an Apple a day keeps The Rolling Stones away.

Im’mutable becuase Eye has prescinded all the news from the sources… coma frutas y verduras y chingue a su madre el médico.

Thanks Obama

Eye is Sirius, Marjolena… I say you will when you won’t…

🎶 Ah, Ah, HONEY, don’t

Stop with all that Bass… for the record, youse my favorite siren ; just don’t go telling Susana porque se me seca la cera.

🤠🎶 Ah, rock on George, for RINGO, one time
(Woo!)

That’s one

 

Public Radio, when done right is? … anyone?

Siruis’ly, anyone? Public Radio 📻

Long Long Road to Damas, ‘cus fuck Saul!!! That why Annie Fofie… that Be Two, Bay-beat.

C’mon Ewe guys, Public Radio???

— No, no… not pubic radius, that’s another thing, public Radio, anyone?

I know who’s going to dress like “the gimp” at La Palme d’Or, this makes 3.

Note to editors : i don’t know how i am going to do it, but each paragraph will have a corresponding snapshot and one-each cutline.