At la rue de Rivoli it’s Döner Gallet time, and because it’s National Sports Night, the meat’s got that TEAR GAS zest to it.

Reno 911 – the French COPS version/ACAB edition.

Outside on la rue Jean Lantier the vive is straight out of Pamplona and all the young dudes are running from the “booms”.

In local news, on or around 02h00 a group of revelers tried to get into The Place Where Everybody Knows Your Name but were held back by a man-from-the-street ; The Place however, did suffer the same crystal loss that is sure to bring a lot of revenues to the windows-replacement industry.

Any hoot, if youse keeping count, mister Nuñez, one year ago today at 09h34 the “heist” of Le Louvre took place just a dozen steps or so from where this delivery van was burned last night on la rue Bertin Poirée casi esquina con Louis Vuitton.