It’s a beautiful day in Paris, Texas.

And, Billy Joel (you son of a bitch) Öüï didn’t short-wire[d] Marfa, not that Willie Geist would know, that fucker is from New Jersey ; knot from Texas, but Texas is a stupid State. And Willie Geist, Öüï’s fond of the garden state. But you better not hold back on the FeTa on a warm y-griega summer on the USS Lincoln as the president gets rich. And all that jazz.

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But we [the staff] remind you that in Marfa it is all an illusion. Texans are simple-folk, stayed tuned for concentration camp.

…sponsored  by San Antonio, the “Guadalajara” of the French..