100 cuchilladas por instagram y la yegua Siete Leguas :
🎶 Oye tú, Francisco Villa
Qué dice tu corazón
Ya no te acuerdas, valiente
Que atacaste a Paredón
Ya no te acuerdas, valiente
Que tomaste a Torreón…

Joaquín Murrieta is gonna tell you no lie, Robin Hood, just ask Zorro, that Spick owes Mí five pesetas, but just in case you go and fall like Hugh Jackman did from that ol’Bridge, JOAQUÍN MURRIETA was neither a ‘Californio’, chileno, nor benevolent with the good people of Locksley, that tale is only a populists myth… pero sí, “en su sarape cosida”, Murrieta traía su fe de bautismo.

I’m telling you… next thing you know ‘they’, are going to say that Joaquín was some stranger from the other Santiago (🇨🇱 La Moneda), not La Moncada (🇨🇺 Happy Birthday Revolution).

… attention shoppers, this year’s mushroom harvest will arrive with a crispy texture and an ashy (pronounced like ‘a she’) aftertaste.

PASTIS Reposado… cosecha brûlée 2026.

To conmemorate “la chamuscada” en Burdeos, the intrepid Doña Poni will be dropping some shrooms before heading over to the opera and trip on María Sabina, and maybe, just maybe if she remembers what Cubans are going through on to-theys efemérides [she] will torch Cuauhtémoc’s patas como si fuesen las de Judas.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2026/07/26 /cultura /maría-sabina-opera-de-marcela-rodríguez 

If demos don’t win the house, the election was rigged.

“María Sabina was angry because her life story was exposed, and she didn’t want it to be: ‘If the world finds out about my ‘holy children,’ they won’t answer to me anymore.’

https ://www .justice .gov /pr /fallbrook-man-admits-dosing-his-children-hallucinogenic-mushrooms

Hippies and other young strangers started arriving to take them [shrooms], but without respect, and she didn’t like that.”

In local news, Mexicans in Paris sporting thier Issac Del Toro replica jersey have been making thier way towards the center of the cycling world at Champs Elysées to get a glimpse of the ensenadense’s arrival to today’s final stage of the Tour de France.

If you have ever… felt like a plastic bag, Ewe might be a redneck.

Across The Atlantic in Santiago de Cuba… en Santiago de Cuba the Twilight Zone is on a marathon loop… and Jacqueline Alemany couldn’t care less.

Hasta siempre, habanera… aquí se queda “la clara”.