Oh say can you see?

¡Qué belgas son estas!?

Over at the North Atlantic Treaty Organization, in BELGIUM, the Alliance is working on a strategy to Make The Nuremberg Trials Great Again, while the Turks from Turkey are perplexed with the claim that a CONVICTED RAPIST (the president of the United States of America) is making about the sexual advances that the hottest right-wing maddona (the prime minister of Italy) is projecting towards Donald’s old deranged ass.

Ich ziehe keine gelbe Kleidung an

Sources close to Denmark relay that the aforementioned Sexual Predator (Donald John Trump) continues to use Vladimir Putin’s bravado as a shield on account that Trump does not know how to ride (much less handle) a horse like Vladimir does in all of his propaganda ads.

Des’del Cielo Una Hermosa Mañana

A song by Misfits (1999) — Helena

Her beauty’s so illogical, the beast come gliding in
Hideous chameleon just stripped down to her skin
Dance to the burning flame, pleasure exhumes the pain
The night bursts into flames

Dance, Helena, dance
Whoa!