I love you Giorgia, but youse bringing Macron down, i-know—Eye-knows that you two need each other to complement the infamous Marquis de Sade’s Miramar Treaty, signed in Trieste ; for the benefit of Napoléon III.

https:// www .telegraph .co .uk /2026/06/25 /macron-and-meloni-mull-marriage-convenience-french-riviera/

🎶 Vamos juntos hasta Italia, nos bañaremos en la playa 👙.

ISSY-Marianne-des Moulineaux, sí. All Eye needs is tú notes 🎶 and one Pint before noon in Paname y-N-Roma, pero eso sí, con mucho amoR.

Breaking in Paris, it’s Trou 🕳️ 🏊🏿‍♀️ it seems that “My Nigga’s in Paris” can’t swim ; not a myth, just a mirror from le canal… what in the Fuck do they teach you at the Piscine!!! How not to wear shity-stampped 🫟 swimwear?

https:// www .leparisien .fr /canicule-55-deces -par-noyade-recenses-depuis-le-debut-de-lepisode-de-fortes-chaleurs-26-06-2026

Never mind the punchline , here comes the delivery.

and Paola Ramos, it’s 2016 and Eye can’t recognize the West-world anymore ; especially Tamaulipas, the Mexican state in the SHAPE of a sitting elephant, which no-body seems to see… probably because of that little fucking Chihuahua to the east of Piedras Negras in Coahuila.

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