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And in Washington… Jonathan Lemire just got an Ear full earful from none other than Amy, Amy, Amy. Only on Democracy Now, “the war on peace report”.

Hallelujah, that is quite the arch you got there, Mme. Secret-ary,

Confucius says :

Jesus! That motherfucker owes Mí five bucks!!!

Western Civilization for Dummies

Up next, it’s “impossible snapshots”, in this section Chris Hayes, from The Chris Hayes Show, reminisce about the time that the statue of President Abraham Lincoln was filled with 🗿so much hot  lava via the ear 👂🏼 canal that lava spewed out of our greatest president 🤮 mouth.

The H-factor on Trump’s colon straight.