Bad news for Jackie Alemany in D.C. on account that Donald just placed the PA’Ellas on the restricted substances act of 5 minutes ago…

Attention shoppers, the president of the united states in América is 🤠 rolling back prices on Bavarian sauerkraut, Greek feta, and all of the stinky cheese [that] you motherfucking hillbillies can handle.

Patatas Bravas will carry a five-year sentance of daily grits from the Cracker Barrel.

Sources close to El Manicero relay that the Cha-Cha is included under the LITTLE marco Rubio rider. Anyone or anywho caught listening to the Buena Vista Social Club will be shot on sight and the documentary rights for the agression against an I.C.E. agent will be commissioned to Ry Cooder and that guy, Burns, of Baseball 🎥 fame