But first! Eye is up, GÜEY, too early because Öüï had to walk Eugene Daniels and his pooch.

It took a day in the life of Cyprus 🇨🇾 but the BBC can now relay that yes, the Rosbifs 🇬🇧 will allow the use of their bases next to Aphrodite’s birthrock near Limassol in order to facilitate Netanyahou’s 🇮🇱  peace 🕊️ prize ⚔️ crusade.

https ://www .bbc .com /at-least-153-dead-after-reported-strike-on-school-Iran says.

To They in South Africa.

In Washington, Marie Gentric just graduated from l’image de France to the silhouette of The District, but that’s only because the Frogs have agreed to help Benjamin Netanyahou erase the “memories” of Jeffrey Epstein and Donald John Trump.

F-15E pilot was trained at the Dick Cheney Shooting School of Desert Storm.

And isn’t it ironic, David Ignatius, that just when the Iran national football team got a ticket for the FIFA World Cup, the death of 100-plus school girls in Tehran janks the boarding pass-over-to L.A.? Isn’t it, David Ignatius? Isn’t, IT!, ironic?

It’s way too early for sherry.

Note to Elise Jordan : not now Jordania, but if the Epic Distraction of The Epstein Files continues for more than 6 weeks you too may jump in with your fashion statement on the Morjo Show… nice collar you got there, big enough for a row of stars.