Destroyer:

If Molotov can play for Televisa, why can’t this be KISS?

But seriously Alla Eddine, as the FIRST, the 1st EYE-tell-Ewe! The Premier Refugee Made-in-France, Öüï can understand your repulsion for public transportation, especially when you have your own Boot-SCOOT-Boogie to go 50 k/h on the Little Belt of Madame Hidalgo.

In Paris, Valérie Pécresse started a go-fund me campaign to collect the unpaid FINES of people who jump on her motherfucking Tracks. THERE’S A MURDER on the Plages de Paris but Ewe better not kill the Groove.

Any 🦉 hoot, Alla Eddine sources close to the Préfect de Police, mister Laurent Nüñèz-es, relay that Juanito Guanabacoa was informed by his operatives at Botzaris (casí esquina con calle Miguel Hidalgo y Costilla 18éme) that RATP ticket punchers are making it impossible to find a Suicide Solution on their tracks given the heavy FINES that madame Valérie imposes on unsuspecting homeless, thus driving those poor sons-of-salopes to find other ways to kill themselves.