Yesterday was a beautiful day

and a•Gain, and a•Gain ad nauseam

and Today i•Phone 3:16 turned cell phones into Whine.

And, Alicia Menendez… put on your skateboarding helmet because you are going to hit the PIPE Nigga’!!!

The Star Spangled Banner

Issy-Symone 🤓 Sanders, Eric Adams thinks that he can play Hendrix on ICE… but Mayor Adams plays Hendrix the way that Michael Steele reads cold-turkey 🥃 from an old 2×5 card…

Which is why Michael Steele interpreted the TWO Morrison’s trademark chant “Gloria” and transcribed that hit with Hallelujah and read the lyrics with a Canadian accent.

A lavado? Sea el Señor… Jabón del Perro Agradecido presenta: El Salvador. A different angle.

For the record, THE DIGNIFIED process to end a flag’s service life is to burn ❤️‍🔥 it. But first you pull that RAZOR that you keep in your wallet just in case DEPRESSION hits as Elon Musk flees to Mars.

Young Americans: now the reason that you are carrying that RAZOR blade in your wallet is to cutout every STAR on Old G.L.O.R.Y. before you use it to light-up that funeral pyre… not to kill yourself, you fucking snowflake.

Shredding the flag, now that! That is just fucking disrespectful and unbecoming for the Mayor of a City that never sleeps, you degenerate Crazy Bald.head