“A little girl could hit that pitch, but you have to provide the power yourself.

Ted Williams c. 1945.

Jet Lag… please turn off all electronic devices

And, Katty Kay, thanks for going Olive Darb, it spiked Dowd’s juice up🧃… Eye swears that Quentin Tarantino based Mr. Wolfe’s character on Maureen Dowd’s lifestyle. Bitch probably had a dead guy in her entourage, but Gad Dam-Elmaleh she does throw a mean eephus. Quite an arc to witness every time she takes a swig. Jon Bonham cut that track with the iconic “in my time of, cough”, or something like that… Sources close to Shakespeare confirm that Maureen inspired that cut. The Hollywood reporters caught the last part of that discussion at control room before miss Dowd headed out to Nantucket, or to a junk yard to dump the dead nigger wrapped in Aunt Marilyn’s 3/4 sleeve [pink] babydoll that is riding in the trunk of Maureen’s black limousine. Here’s an unauthorized transcript:

— That’s gonna be the one, it is!

— Well, how about Öüï has a listen then?

— Of course!

And now, here’s that confounded Bridge, Selma. Eye believes James was looking for that junction. The Révérend Al Sharpton is playing all the U2 hits from Chopper Fo’.

Over at Georgetown, la COMPAÑIA (Cia. for Jesuits)… It’s Romans 55 in Arabic numbers because Jimmy Kimmel killed latin math, and then the MAGA mouvement took Columbia University’s skateboarding money.