Blank pages & Cartes blanches… the sweetest taboo.

Ah-yes… La Mancha de Bretaña. And, Congressman Scarborough, Mika is going to like just how Ex-cept-ion-al U.ncle S.am looks next to Président Emmanuel Macron, as the rest of Europe is Standing Next To Freedom in The Ukraine.

It’s a little bit funny…as told by Michael Foucault.
Your Song.

Marguerite Duras could not reach La Pen 🖊️ to scribble her John Hanckocorico on the French NAMBLA Accord.

Credo?

After the break, it’s our continuing coverage of, “What in the fuck is Emilia en París doing this weekend?”

Una madre 🪒 por aquí, una madre 🪒 en Philippines.

Admit it Pablo, the only reason for the Yankees stealing FIDEL’S LOOK is so that Gillette™ can make razor blades commercials in The Bronx.

Still to come: DIVER DOWN! DIVER DOWN!!!

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From Brown Limousines to Black Escalades. Around The World in only Tú Theys.

But first, Pablo Torre is wearing his kindergarten sailor sweater for today’s Morning Mika Show… and then Pablo tried to grow some character and facial hair, and if you are Mexican you will probably recognize the beard that Pablo chooses-es in Durango, Öüï calls it “una barba de CONVENTO”