– Sarah Palin speaks:
Bomb Iran Barbar Anne
It’s like I told you Wallace, you have to rein’em in, there are no levers just the huskies reins. It’s a Roman Chariot Race and Charleston Heston is an occupationist Jew.
In another quadrant, F. Scott Fitzgerald is wondering about this so-called El Salvador, f-Em#, tell Mí about this imaginary currency that rivals printed money, that sounds like a South American drug lord’s haven in heaven.
Ted Tú, Joe Scarborough —Ted Tú and Willie Geist, aussi.
Here’s the transcript before it goes the way of the WHO. Don’t worry be happy.
Ibid.
[a library full of semen samples falls over John, spilling everything]
— John: Oh, I’m so sorry! I’m so sorry!
— Ted: We are so sorry!
— Female Nurse: Well I guess it’s alright – those are the rejected sickle cell samples.
— Ted: Did you hear that, Johnny? You’re covered in rejected black guy sperm. You look like a Kardashian.
Note to Car Vile… nothing new under Air Force One… except for My HUEVOS!!! Fuck Mí Guns! What about My HUEVOS? It’s The Economy, Sean (not Penn).