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My name is Armando Segovia and i am running for DNC Chairman.

In local news, the French are fucking, just not PRO-creating. Sources close to Bergerac relay that the $hugga industry has infiltrated the Very French’s bodily fluids via bargain tubes of may•on•€ssa.

Soya sí — Mayonesa no.

Néanmoins, o como dicen los franceses, “the sauce of their gastro•kinky•ness has consequences”, according to Maghrébin stand-up comedian at La Défense, Gad Elmaleh, who notes that first on the list is a rise in MEDIO-creation and a loss of je ne sais pas “and sadly” savoir faire in the Grec restoration industry.