The Pole North, Antarctica… Penguins in the melting Arctic can’t believe the news coming from the opposite side of The Globe, A bear went into a dive called ‘The Cavern’ and was last last seen walking out with a tall skinny girl and a six-pack of cola flavored drinks headed into The Hibernation Shack, a single occupancy hostel.

Lucie Faire! Maybe, but the MarJo killed the bear 👜.

Sources close to Björk read a Manifesto* detailing how the tall skinny girl walked out of the aforementioned hostel wearing an impressive polar bear coat and a purse in the shape of a Coca~Cola polar bear.

Liz Danvers, the sheriff in charge of Bumfuck, Alaska, sent a cable through The Wire, detailing that the tall skinny girl is color blind and just as stubborn and mean as a toro de lidia 🐂 and gets off faying the skins off the bears, including koalas, which then end up as earmuffs or mittens.

Chris Isaak, a SWAT commander for Hickville County in Missouri, U.S.A. confirmed that indeed, “Mexico has sunny skies, Hawaii knows no rain,” and that he’s seen that movie too and the case of the Tall Skinny Girl with a Coca~Cola polar bear coat and koala earmuffs is a clear COPY CAT case of the Sheep Silencing Killer, which confirms the buckwild theory of that Disney song about how Évry body wants to be an aristocrat… just like Manuel Valls.