It’s Vanity Laugh, the fair and the gay. Just let it be. Alicia Menendez is running for a school district post, but first! Vladimir Putin is about to put Uncle Sam’s women in uniform up to the test.

Across the Tulsi Grabher ticking time clock, Symone Sanders is trying to book that bitch for tomorrow’s Michael Steele running man show.

Anyhow, in Hilo, Hawaii, it’s already Saturday and in Paris it’s the Eleventh tick mark on the short hand of New Jersey… but everyone knows that the minute men in Florida don’t give a damn.