La Pangée : Laurussia Wins… Protogondwana loses.

Land of The Lost… never trust a Clooney.

Do you think that they’ll burn their boats?
— Fuck no, the Lincoln Project love their PAC Committee « YATCHS ».
Will they move to France?
— Probably!!!

No such thing as “espagnol”… it’s all castellano for Mí. Issy, Sam Stein is an ugly Mexican.

In Local news, sources close to Sam Stein, that fucking Jew… reveal that upon learning that Lincoln Project beneficiaries would be moving to La France, Daft Punk motherfuckers started imparting Castellano courses for Spicks in América who got a B in Spanish 101.

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