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Psycho Killer

As with the building of The Berlin Wall, The East/West section of the Parisian Quadrants are currently adorned with New roadblocks straight out of the set of The Running Man.

Oh, The Humanity, Mayor Pete, the new French Directive was to remove that fucking Spire that went up like Emilio esta vez Billy The Kid in a Blaze of Glory, and replace the coq with two red eyes.

Sources close to Tom Cruise say that he is spechless considering that just a few months ago he saved Paris from a school of baby Sharks fixed on eating Bérénice Bejo, especially her beaver.

To the West, the Eiffel Tower moonlights as a searchlight, searching for so-called “abortion-happy” humanoids with attached vaginas on The Run.

Upon hearing about this developing chronicle, Martin Sheen set sail from Santiago de Compostela to Paris Café in Londonium to put his Full Metal Jacket on.

Synopsis: Donald John Trump won the November 5, 2024 election and by January 6 of 2025, the entire Western Democracy on the MorJo Show had fallen in line to a “Post-Roe” world where woman were stripped of their most precious gift (of life) and registered throughout the New World as “humanoids with vaginas”.

Publicity stunt from the Nation of Londonium at The Magic Circus.

Charlie Sheen for his part got some AIDS to help him get his Orange Crush and of course his Regulators Cowboy Hat on.