New York, New York… Taking the first 🍎 bite off of the Big Apple.
Casper CASPARIUS, Roman Général who could feel the ball and throw with comfort. Top of the SECOND.
It’s the Bottom of the Second… Fuck Vientos.
… Top of the Third. Casparius was relieved from duty, Replaced by BANDA hace del verbo hacer.
Blackout with the bases loaded.
Bottom of the Third…
Edmand Two-run DRIVE 🦐, 🐙, y 🦪.
Banda hizo… now it’s a rally.
Top of the Fourth
Like i said, fuck Vientos; Mets score with single Home Run; score is now halfed by The TLAXCALTECAS de Metropotitlan.
Bottom of the Fourth.
Top of the Fifth.
Bottom of The 5th … Let’s Go Dodgers!
Top of the 6th
Phillip’s Screwdriver shuts Mets Rally at McDo Down 👎 👎 👎
So long sucker
Bottom of the VI… Ohtani on DECK
Nix on the pommes frites
Top of the VII … Mets drive a run in, score is now 4 – 7.
MIDDLE OF THE SEVENTH INNING STRETCH
Bottom of the VII
Primera del OCTAVO… 🎺 CHARGE!!!
El béisbol es otra cosa
… go a su madre New York.
Top of El OCHO
8 to 4, 9 to 4, 10 to 4,
The New York Post can lick the ketchup on the floor.