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OMG Mika look at the size of that bat!

Detective Duck reports from
Big Brown Beaver Creek

OMG Mika look at the size of that culebra, but nevermind jumping The Shark 🦈… Dr. Nostrum Winkler stars as Le Abbé Pierre.

Still to come, you’ve all seen ‘Snakes on a motherfucking plane’, ‘Snakes on a Train’, and perhaps even SLASH’S SNAKE PIT, but last night a snake spooked the Chavez Ravine Boys. Stick around, over at Flushing’s field payback will come in the form of turds on the Bullpen of Queens.

‘Rally snake?’: Serpent slithering through dugout can’t prevent Dodgers’ NLCS Game 2 loss

Sources close to La Opinión reveal that the snake was released by a New York fan from the Dominican Republic working her voodoo on behalf of the Metropolitans from Queens.

Fucking, Los Angeles, California, where’s a god-damned COYOTE when we fucking need it.