Note to editors in Texas libraries:

Gentric Split on the güeras garde-robe.

The following capsule contains dicks and clits hanged by their designer g-string unmentionables on a raised ✊ fist moonlighting as a solidarity gallows. Claire McCaskill moonlights as the puritan in… O, hi O!

International Metal Works Day

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A now wait a minute now
Eye split and Ewe ain’t seen nuttin’ yet

Las tangas del Socle…

After the break, it’s the $8.5 Billion chips for the semiconductor orgy in Arizona, in case Ewe wondered why Air France just added a direct CDG 🛫 to Phoenix-es Sky Harbor In The Grand ol’ Canyon 🛬.

🎶 I’ve got the cunt on String… yada, yada, yada.

Allow Mí to paint you like an Amsterdam Working Girl, but Eye has to warn you ROSE McCaskill, Jack’s into landscapes, not post-mortem Eastern European despots make up.

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