la guadaLUPANA (2X) llegó al Tepe°Yack.

It’s Fine, Bobby, you too may go straight to Venice.

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… In Other Things, Willie Geist cuts funding for the Tears of a Clown (Zelinski), now don’t be rude, get them Ukrainians SOME French R.S.A. from the C.A.F. 🫠🫠🫠 and by the Güey, Admiral Foncereli, never mind them squirrels behind you, they have no ideology in their movements, they are like sheep, but just a bit more cute than rats.

Let’s Play Härd Crüe.

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Now, if you have never read this most non-consequential blog, then you probably know that the only thing that I hate more than a good Musical on Broadway is a They at The Races, except of course on the first Saturday in May, ey!

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Any how, as it is the case with most of the wire reports on this blog, looking from the outside–in, West Side Story at the Châtelet theater it looks as if Grease the musical was about to start, why if it was a year from now the French Education Karen would have all the youths next to Le Zimmer in  school girls from YouPorn skirts and Krispy white shirts.

Next thing you know, some fancy lycée is going to invent the “letterman jacket” or whatever the fuck is Kosher to call that logo in on the new school uniforms in for France… don’t forget to put a flare on it, Emmanuel.

Entonces let Mí, tell Ewe… how it will be. I’ve got nothing… Layla?

From, El País del Paisa… Y Jabón del Perro Agradecido:

Literally, you’ve got me on my knees.

Alejandro Jodorowski présents, la Virgen María de Guadalupe as Pattie Boyd and Eric Clapton (The Preacher) as he has never seen her before, sitting on a fuck me chair on in a fucking school uniform in the new Edition of Emmanuelle at SciencesPo.